Nepharite

Attacking fret on the left, I'm in!

Is he going to be our Aaron Lennon then?

He's delusional, would love to see Pardew's "Michael Owen" style dossier.

Woodman becoming his coach will be the end of him.

Is there a moveable feast coming?

What a cunt! Why am I watching this shit lol.

Hope that's not a bad injury for Costa. Remy's going nowhere if it is.

Donated. Keep up the good work ;-)

Thanks for the equaliser against Arsenal and the bullet against Citeh that was disallowed.

GTFI

He didn't get the card because the CB wound him up though.

Don't mind him getting that card, will send a message to opposing CB's that he's not afraid to mix it.

I was sat near the players box yesterday, Coloccini's demeanour could be described as surly. Never took his eyes off the game, while his "mates" larked about next to him.

Making room for an incoming striker perhaps?

This kid being in the team won't stop Williamson from running into him. Premier/Champions League experienced partner next please.

Didn't he have a dig at us a couple of months ago about something else?

Glad to see the back of Sissoko personally.

Ever Banega, now that would be nice. Yet another number 10 but one of my favourite players. £13mil fee apparently.

Probably the only reason he's even considering coming here.

All the talk from McClaren has been about getting the right characters but this bloke seems like a nutter. WTF?

Fuck Given, fuck Villa. Pleased they're getting bummed!

Like Ashley's cock in Pardew's arse, fit? Got ya lol.

Being touted on SSN for the England job agin this morning. Lee Hendry and Trevor Sinclair... Fucking morons. If this cunt went on to win the World Cup I'd still fucking beat him to death with a crowbar al a the Joker.

Right oh, cheers.

Suso to AC Milan from Liverpool. Niang to Nufc?