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Anyone watching the man city game, are the players playing cautious for the world cup?

Hear me out - New Age Girl - DeadEye Dick. (better known as a song from Dumb and Dumber) Joelinton, he's our Brazilian (Joelinton! Joelinton! Joelinton!) Joelinton, worth 80 million. (Joelinton! Joelinton! Joelinton!) doo-do-do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo-RAH

'Nicholas Pope is, in nets todaaaay' - to the tune of Jeremy by Pearl Jam. If we're going to carry on this dreadful idea of grunge footy chants.

I just want the best for him though. I’ve been pro-Almiron throughout. I want it for him as much as for us, ya know.

Is anyone else petrified that this will end at any moment? I understand it can't keep going on at this rate. If/when he drops off, I hope his stats only drop to 50% or so from where they are now, he'd still be outstanding. I'd snap your hand off for 1 goal in every 3 or 4 games. I just hope it doesn't go back to no assists or goals for long periods. I want something to have clicked permanently in his head.

I love on the NUFC site/bbc commentary, John Anderson has just resorted to chuckling every time we score.

I hope someone is pulling him to one side and telling him that whatever he did on the left vs villa, do that always.

Edwards was pro Bruce to the highest degree. George wouldn’t ever say anything negative about Bruce. We put George on a pedestal but he turned out to be in the boys club protecting him.

Thought it had more to do with him backing Bruce?

Schar. Who doesn't have a soft spot for a footballing CB. He's stunning too.

Wish he was 27 again. Fuck.

Tore that left hand side up like an old school winger when he came on.

His movement in attack is good, like. Great game.

Our club has been shite for so long, I'd take what we have now forever. Obviously I'm half joking, but I mean its pretty good being canny decent.

It'd be canny shite sports washing to buy a premier league club and not promote stuff like this, no?

Re: the mean chants Why would Aston Villa fans give a shit about stevie g’s feelings? He’s a Liverpool legend. The rest of the league shouldn’t give a fuck about him.

Is Casemiro's face riddled with botox?

Early days but I'd agree if in Jan and nothing has changed. Hopefully by then, his appearances will earn him a loan to a top championship club or even a lower Prem club?

Not a year ago we we're as shit as these two, so I'm weary of being too harsh but fucking hell, proper shower.

Gonna have to give this cunt a new bumper deal.

I understand being frustrated with Murphy, but hate? Weirdos.

This is Manchester United.

Going from the stress of relegation battles to the stress of not finishing high enough I was naive thinking we'd get to chill as a fanbase for a bit. It's just a different kind of pain.

Imagine he gets double figures this season. Even like 8 goals would be sensational.

Has lascelles been played with Botman yet? Gonna have to get them on the field together if our attackers don't start scoring.