Stifler

Tottenham can fuck right off. £23m is so low that it's not even laughable. This is a bid from the same club who in the last month have been told to walk after both £25m, and £30m bids. Now it's about time Spurs were reported for trying to unsettle a player, they have been told he's not for sale. £23m, fuck off, Liverpool have just signed a player who is unproven in the Premiership, and who is older than Carroll, and more importantly, not Home grown for £22m. Spurs themselves have valued Jenas at £10m, Bent who is older than Carroll has just went for a deal that could end up at £24m. Carroll does have a price, and that price because of his hype and the amount of money big teams can throw about these day has to be around the £100m. I kid you not, that is the price I would tell any English club who came into bid for him. This guy is the new Shearer, he is England's next no9, he has a lot more potential, and he has a lot of years ahead of him.

Adam Johnson.

I remember both Shepard and Ashley being on SSN telling us to stay tuned because we were going to be surprised, both times we got fuck all.

Spurs and Harry Redknapp are one of those clubs that have no respect. At the end of the day Harry wants him, and he will try every fucking dirty trick in the book. I wouldn't be surprised if Harry sent around a load of goons to threaten to break his legs, if he decides to to join Spurs then they won't break his legs, if he doesn't then no one can have him.

If he goes then Liverpool have no one, Gerrard can now pretty much be marked out of a game, and Torres was the only decent guy they had if Gerrard wasn't left to roam free. I bet you this Saurez kid turns out to be another Kuyt, or that kid Real bought a few years back who we were linked with.

I can't see us losing this game. Fulham have nothing much to show and I'm sure we can handle pretty much everything they can throw at us. I think Hangerland is their main threat to us, both in defence at in set pieces. I'd say that we will either just win this, or draw it, with Hangerland scoring late on. Now i've said that though, it's tempting fate of a Fulham win.

Aye, channel 5's was pretty good a few years ago. On any other channel though you just don't know if a game is going to be on or not.

If they don't make the playoffs, I'll not renew and I imagine it's the last straw for most season ticket subscribers. I had a tough time giving tickets away last season when I couldn't make it. I can't see them doing well. They are the Newcastle of the MLS. Plenty of fans, and loyal fans, but it will never go right on the pitch long enough for any sort of success. Supporting any other team in the MLS should be banned for Newcastle fans, we shouldn't be allowed any chance of seeing our team successful, so why should a team we keep an eye on half way around the world be the ones to bring some football happiness to our lives instead of our beloved NUFC?

SSN is saying the same thing, would love to see him fuck off. He's the only thing they have going for them.

Extra time and penalties?

I bet you all wouldn't say that if we sign Adam Johnson.

Why? Are you on acid? Are you mental? Is the transfer window closed? Can any of you prove that I'm wrong?

Why has the Newcastle to sign Adam Johnson thread been deleted?

Both teams are shit, but I want tis to go all the way in extra time, we still need to play Birmingham twice. I have a feeling that we may better our 6-0 scoreline.

Bowyer.

With a fully fit Ben Arfa, Tiote, Gosling, Barton, and Nolan, I struggle to find a place in the team for Ireland. A forward and a winger is clearly what we need at the moment, and Ireland doesn't really offer us anything we won't have by the end of next month. O'Hara would be a cheaper and better option if we just need cover.

I wouldn't mind Sunderland snapping up Smith and Xisco.

O'Hara is twice the player Jenas is, had one decent season at Spurs and then folded. Should never have left us to be honest. To even suggest £10m is just taking the piss, how can Spurs flog him for £10m, and sell Keane for somewhere between £6m-£7m?

I'd say both Wigan and West Ham are down. Now that to me leaves, Wolves (who I think will join them), Birmingham, and WBA. Of course though anyone could really get dragged into it, but at the moment they are ones that I would say will be the real strugglers.

But wouldn't players loaned out be outside of that 25? Yeah, then why have them?

I don't see why we should scrap it. The issue of stockpiling players should be dealt with by the new 25 squad list.

In preparation? How long do you think it takes to press '10' on a keypad? Depends if the 4th official is a woman or not.

I'm guessing that 10 minutes stoppage time was in preparation to Man Utd not being in a winning position.

I'm fully backing Toronto FC to fuck up again.

Beat you to it.