Stifler

I'd take him on a 6 month loan deal, but no more then that. Adebayor would be a better option though.

Newcastle win a major trophy, I'm going to say the league because knowing us, we'd win the FA cup and get relegated in the same year.

It depends on each individual contract, but at the moment I'm fairly happy at how well we are doing. As far as I know we have the likes of Carrol, Krul, and Ranger have recently signed new contracts and they are promising players for the future. If today's news is to be believed and comes off it also shows that the club are willing to sit down with players who are for now aswell. I don't for one minute think that the large amounts of money is being thrown around, infact we can take that for a fact, but also we are at the moment atleast showing that we are being competitive and not everything is done on the cheap. What we also have to bear in mind is that all these news deals will include some sort of clause for if the club are relegated, so in future if we do have a terrible season again and end up relegated then we should still be able to keep players who could get us back up, and still afford it.

That could be the real ending I missed a bit out. Futre: "I'll give you £9 for the rubber duck" Arry: "Fuck off, I'm not a fucking wheeler dealer, I'm a football manager, go on fuck off".

Yes, complete with the number "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!"

I bet Arry didn't tell the end of the story. I said to him "Listen, you give me that £100k and the fortnight in Portugal and I'll let you have the number no.10 shirt no matter what anyone else says, and I'll throw in this rubber duck I picked up in the market for another £10, have we got a deal?"

To be honest the HBA thing is more important to me then Taylor, if Taylor decides to stay then thats a bonus. I'm sure something similar was mentioned a couple of months ago about HBA.

£1000 and some oversized headphones. Sounds like we are paying Semtex. Doesn't 5 and a half year deals seem to be the range at NUFC these days?

You see, you were getting worried about the lack of goals you were scoring, now your even scoring for the other team.

That just makes his bet more stupid and meaningful when he made it. Shows how (wrongly) confident he was. If anything there should be additional punishments if Nolan scores again. Did he actually say he would give up his membership if Nolan scored 8 goals and he didn't drink his own piss? How about we ban all the people who said they would eat their hat if we won and we did?, I don't remember any evidence of hat eating being shown on here. I'm not saying that, I'm disputing that it's harsh because it was a one way bet. He created the conditions. Not really, all he said was he would drink his own piss, I don't seem to remember him saying he could be punished if he didn't, though if someone wishes to prove me wrong then fair play to the mods for taking his word. You'd think he'd been arrested and thrown in jail for failing to drink his own piss. No, I just don't see where he ever agreed to being banned if he didn't do it? Why don't you drink his piss, then?! I'm not drinking piss. My arguement is that he never (to my knowledge) agreed to any sort of punishment if he didn't do it. Didn't realise a contract had been drawn up like. fucking hell man Stifler, it's a laugh. The lad should never have said he'd do it. Aye it's a laugh, but at the moment it seems like his ban will be permanent, I just think that if that is the case then it's harsh.

That just makes his bet more stupid and meaningful when he made it. Shows how (wrongly) confident he was. If anything there should be additional punishments if Nolan scores again. Did he actually say he would give up his membership if Nolan scored 8 goals and he didn't drink his own piss? How about we ban all the people who said they would eat their hat if we won and we did?, I don't remember any evidence of hat eating being shown on here. I'm not saying that, I'm disputing that it's harsh because it was a one way bet. He created the conditions. Not really, all he said was he would drink his own piss, I don't seem to remember him saying he could be punished if he didn't, though if someone wishes to prove me wrong then fair play to the mods for taking his word. You'd think he'd been arrested and thrown in jail for failing to drink his own piss. No, I just don't see where he ever agreed to being banned if he didn't do it? Why don't you drink his piss, then?! I'm not drinking piss. My arguement is that he never (to my knowledge) agreed to any sort of punishment if he didn't do it.

That just makes his bet more stupid and meaningful when he made it. Shows how (wrongly) confident he was. If anything there should be additional punishments if Nolan scores again. Did he actually say he would give up his membership if Nolan scored 8 goals and he didn't drink his own piss? How about we ban all the people who said they would eat their hat if we won and we did?, I don't remember any evidence of hat eating being shown on here. I'm not saying that, I'm disputing that it's harsh because it was a one way bet. He created the conditions. Not really, all he said was he would drink his own piss, I don't seem to remember him saying he could be punished if he didn't, though if someone wishes to prove me wrong then fair play to the mods for taking his word. You'd think he'd been arrested and thrown in jail for failing to drink his own piss. No, I just don't see where he ever agreed to being banned if he didn't do it?

That just makes his bet more stupid and meaningful when he made it. Shows how (wrongly) confident he was. If anything there should be additional punishments if Nolan scores again. Did he actually say he would give up his membership if Nolan scored 8 goals and he didn't drink his own piss? How about we ban all the people who said they would eat their hat if we won and we did?, I don't remember any evidence of hat eating being shown on here. I'm not saying that, I'm disputing that it's harsh because it was a one way bet. He created the conditions. Not really, all he said was he would drink his own piss, I don't seem to remember him saying he could be punished if he didn't, though if someone wishes to prove me wrong then fair play to the mods for taking his word.

Eh?, if the defenders did what they were surposed to have done then it wouldn't have happened. The ball into the box should never have found a player because they should have been marked, however they stood still which resulted in about 3 or 4 Barca players being unmarked infront of goal, not really well worked but more of a case of weak defending in my opinion.

That just makes his bet more stupid and meaningful when he made it. Shows how (wrongly) confident he was. If anything there should be additional punishments if Nolan scores again. Did he actually say he would give up his membership if Nolan scored 8 goals and he didn't drink his own piss? How about we ban all the people who said they would eat their hat if we won and we did?, I don't remember any evidence of hat eating being shown on here.

2-0, what happened to the defence there?

Just seen the score on SSN, P-P, it's gone to pens. Come on Krul son!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd have them back, so long as it's not in our place, lets someone shit like Wigan, Stoke, Blacburn etc go down.

Aye. Reckon it'll be a hell of alot closer than most are saying it will be, and Barca will nick it by a goal. Wasn't there all this carry on when Arsenal drew Real a couple of seasons ago? And Arsenal defended well and ended up nicking it? They had Terry Henry then though. Who the fuck is Terry Henry?

If they came in and expanded SJP to 60k then that roof would be scrapped, could be a good idea now that it's been tarnished. When I was on the stadium tour they said SJP was at it's max capacity. As one end is over the metro, then there's conservation orders about Leazes Terrace. Don't know the truth about that though. Modern engineering will allow the Gallowgate end to be extended, this was planned before Ashley bought the club. The East stand can't have much done to it at all because of listed buildings behind it. I would imagine a few more meters at the top could be put on but it would never be cost effective.

If they came in and expanded SJP to 60k then that roof would be scrapped, could be a good idea now that it's been tarnished. Messi said to me earlier, that if this comes off then he will gladly get taken by 17 guys all at once and post the video on here.

I'd rather buy reasonable, with money available incase someone good and expensive does come along and we could get if he fitted in with our squad.

Source? BBQ

Can this thread be locked?, it's not going to happen.

Hoilett at Blackburn seems canny.