Stifler

Buy Messi, buy Messi, buy Messi.

When Hughton was sacked my manager who is a season ticket holder at Sunderland said to me that we should go and get David Moyes because he has taken Everton as far as he could but that he felt he could take Newcastle to title wins, competing against the best in the Champions League and effectively if he was successful and it was prolonged then we would rival Man Utd as the biggest club in England. If a Mackem can see that sort of potential in Newcastle then surely they have to already be regarded as the a big club. If managed well we do have that potential, it's a tough challenge but if we were to become more successful on the pitch then we would be attracting large crowds, sell more shirt, gain more fans overseas etc. It was only a few years ago you couldn't get a season ticket for love nor money and in the latter of Shepard years he even drew up proposals to extend SJP to just above 60K. To say that we are now at the highest point this club can achieve is wide off the mark.

Why don't we try and get Wickham, and Chamberlain? Both young rated players and as time goes on a move to a top club for each of them seems to becoming more unlikely.

Oh right, no problem.

I stand corrected. Plenty of self-righteousness on the forum, but not coming from Ash. I hope thats not directed at me. I don't for one minute hold myself in a higher regard than anyone else here. I made a joke, I think everyone on here is guilty of making a similar joke or at least laughing at one.

A bloke with warts, 7 eyes, a cleft lip, and Prince Charles ears could pull in liquid. Maybe if you knew what people who were born with that have to go through, you'd reconsider using it as part of a joke, dickhead. I didn't mean to cause offence. For the record again I myself suffer from a medical condition which has left a scar and has almost killed me. So I myself have went through a lot of difficulty as well.

Trying too hard, or have too high standards/expectations...settle for a beast and work your way up from there. I hear teeth girl is available. It's ok, I'll settle for riding solo.

Newcastle fiber French right now. Hatem Ben Arfa after a year ago, Yohan Cabaye and Sylvain Marveaux this summer, the Magpies are now on the track of the left side of Toulouse, M'Bengue Sheikh (22 years, 25 games in Ligue 1 this season). The player's agent confirmed to L'Equipe that the English club made ​​an offer of 6 million euros in the TFC. M'Bengue was also announced on the shelves of the OM to succeed Taye Taiwo. (By Nicolas Lagavardan)

I knew that was coming, but still you have to laugh at yourself sometimes. Just for the record, I don't have any of those and the way my luck with pulling is at the moment I don't think I could even pull someone like that.

A bloke with warts, 7 eyes, a cleft lip, and Prince Charles ears could pull in liquid.

That won't happen, it's why they are called different seasons.

Yeah right, and the pope is Muslim.

Man it's so easy to wind people up on here. You make a joke about the forum having a VIP members area and a mod comes along and blows the whole thing away. I didn't honestly think there was one until now.

I'm not in it. Let me in and I will happily keep silent and deny it's very existence, in similar terms to Hughton with speculation. "The existence of the VIP members forum area is purely speculation".

I assume by the silence it's a "There is no no VIP members forum."

Another signing and hopefully he'll be more than just a squad player. Now lets go out and get a load of forwards and strikers. Remy is French, right?

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How come we play 3 of the top 4 in succession at one point? Sunderland so early on is a bit of a disappointment, you would hope to have them later on giving our squad a chance to blend together. The usual shit away day on boxing day crops up it's ugly face again.

So does Ba leaving them for us cancel it out?

Depending on who we get will will be top of the league with a draw in that situation.

This, it was only a week ago when we were all making our formations with players we were rumoured to be in for and we were all forced to include Nolan because we know he would starts as club captain yet he shouldn't actually be in there.

What is it about fridays? Must be here to sample the nightlife and/or celebrating... I like Friday's, ah hanging with my mates, a creepy rapper, deciding which seat I'm going to sit in, NUFC sign someone, deciding which seat I'm going to sit, chilling out, deciding which seat I'm going to sit in, getting down, deciding which seat I'm going to sit in.

Apparently the Arsenal guy got them all right last year. I wipe a monkeys ass with what the Arsenal guy says. What have I told you?, you should use Andrex.

Thats what I was thinking. I reckon so far Blackburn could be a great first day match, their losing what decent players they had.

Apparently the Arsenal guy got them all right last year.