Stifler

Who is that guy who does the La Liga commentry? I always expect him to start saying " Here comes Carl Fletcher leading out Harchester United at the Dragon's Lair for this exciting top of the league clash".

Clichy at a push? What?, him and Gibbs are the two weak links in Arsenal's squad.

Paid for by expenses no doubt.

Must be a boring week for them if they're moving back to this story. I wonder if he will suddenly be interested in buying Man Utd next week instead, like the Quatrains? the who? It was supposed to say Qatarians, but spell check came up with something else

Must be a boring week for them if they're moving back to this story. I wonder if he will suddenly be interested in buying Man Utd next week instead, like the Quatrains?

I don't really want anymore London clubs up to be honest, but QPR are running away with it. Anyway I'd like to see Doncaster come up but theirs not much chance of it happening. So because of this I'd like to see Leeds and Cardiff promoted. I really don't want to see any of last seasons relegated teams promoted, Boro can also rot away.

I swear I saw someone wearing that yesterday.

Pretty good, but I'd prefer it if Blackburn went down instead.

Isn't the ACON being held in summers in future?

Imagine a centre pairing of tiote modric Imagine the money we Ashley could have got for him?

What a goal!

How come over the last few weeks the Sunday sun and NOTW have been linking us with the same players?

Its bloody well not. North Shields is a shithole South Shields is a shit hole as well, fair enough it has a nice park but the majority of it is a shit hole.

I think we need another 7 points to be safe, or at least not look like we could get dragged into it. With 9 games remaining we have at least 3 very winnable games in the form of Birmingham, Blackpool, and Wolves, ok lets throw WBA in there and make it 4 very winnable games. On top of that the only games that look like sure defeats are Man Utd, Chelsea, and Liverpool who have all been dropping points recently. We also have our hard to foresee games like Stoke and Aston Villa to come, so with all that we really should be getting 7 points, or even 9 points which should not only make us safe but place us in mid table.

I fucking hate the behind the strikers view Sky are using for pens.

Yellow.

Damn it.

Breaking news: Liverpool have made a £35m bid for Jermain Defoe.

Thats more like it.

I can't even stand to watch Liverpool anymore, fucking horrible club.

It makes Liverpool vs Man Utd look even better.

It's your viewing card number. Why the fuck would I want that on my screen?

Two shit teams here.

Why does Sky sports have a phone number above the Sky sports logo? I already have Sky sports hence why I can see the pictures on my TV and how I can see the sky sports logo, so why the fuck would I want to upgrade to Sky sports again?

This game has a draw written all over it.