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Yeah. Jordon won’t say publicly despite being asked all the time because Parish is very litigious. Parish had the supporters he conned threatened with legal action, and also had their online forums threatened with legal action. So now you hear nothing of it. He’s an absolute fucking cunt, I mean proper cunt, I don’t think too fondly of Simon Jordon’s political views and such, but as a person, you can turn around and say Simon Jordon is the better of the two of them, and that’s saying something.

Steve Parish got Palace supporters to transfer their pensions into a trust so that he could have a deposit to buy Crystal Palace which he and his friends had placed into administration. Apparently Palace and the then owner Simon Jordon had a line of credit or commercial deal with one of Parish’s companies, and Parish claimed that the money wasn’t paid and Simon Jordon disputed it, but it was costing the club too much money and he had to place them into administration. So Parish got the pension money from Palace fans to save the club that he effectively forced into admiration. Once in as owner, he turned his back on the deal to give the Palace fans a share of the club which would have resulted in them getting their pension money back if they cashed it in. Parish is now selling the club to the New York Jets owner, who is the owner of the Johnson Johnson group. The Johnson Johnson group make something stupid like 50% of the domestic goods market in American and Europe. They also sold talc which is poured onto babies after bath when the company knew it caused cancer. They paid researchers to dispute the claims, but various studies exposed the truth. They then paid the USA government to stop them from holding them accountable for it and paying compensation. Talc has only very recently went off the shelf.

No. 7th doesn’t officially have a place in Europe, it’s dependent on the cup winners already qualifying for Europe. At the moment we are in a position where if we don’t finish 7th, then it means we finish in a European position above the Conference League via our Premier League finish. If we finish 7th, then we qualify for the Conference League via our League Cup win, not because we finished 7th.

And apparently so does stealing the pension money from supporters to set up a company to buy their football club, get them promoted to the Premier League, never give the money back, and then win the FA Cup, get into Europe, and then sell the club to an American billionaire who’s company owns half the domestic product brands in the world.

Urgh Parish. Is he asking for people’s pensions again?

I checked Flash-score before and they said someone totally different.

A 2nd division team are on the final though.

This. I said in a group chat before, a few genuine tears, but most look like they’ve been there with Arsenal.

I don’t want him, seems overrated and overpriced.

At least fucking Bournemouth don’t get into Europe now.

And they did it without Parish stealing fans pensions or with links to Saudi funding……

No, points wise we can. Edit, forgot about Forest playing Chelsea.

Can we put an end to the spiel about Parish being a boyhood Palace fan now? Looked like he couldn’t give a fuck there.

I know those tears in the crowd.

No it wouldn’t.

Man City are going to do it right at the end.

Probably give Palace 2 goals.

That’s offside.

Honestly think the patches they use these days are no good, either that or they don’t have enough heat on the press, or aren’t pressing for long enough.

Fuck Crystal Palace. All that time telling us Pardew was a great manager before he rocked up there. Telling us our support was shite as they held up 1 flag and banged a drum. Their owner trying to block our takeover, and voting for rules to prevent us from taking off. Straight on to the bandwagon to have a go at us once we got our takeover, but never said a peep when it was revealed that they were linked to Saudi money. Fuck them, this is a sliding doors moment for them. They have spent the last 10+ years being an advert of teams who come up and do nothing but exist for the Premier League money. They have some talented players, and a decent manager. A cup win and European football could see them take off a bit more from where they are, a loss and everyone likely has a price and their manager sooner or later gets a better offer elsewhere. Fuck them, I hope they lose today and I hope they eventually fuck off back down the leagues, and take their Southern nothing clubs in Brighton, Bournemouth, and Brentford with them.

I guess that’s saying something that the bookies are not offering the bet. Probably bet everyone else winning their games and/or finishing in the top 5.

The fuck you say?

Aye, we should have won that game. I’m disappointed that we didn’t go for it a bit more for it in added time when they were totally done. A win there and we now only need 1 point. It is what it is though. I think we’ll get 3 points out of one of our remaining games. I honestly think we are more than capable of getting 6 points, and can certainly see us getting at least 4 points. For me the key was Chelsea. I honestly feared that we wouldn’t win that game. Fuckers had to snatch the win last night, why couldn’t they just fall away?

Win this and we qualify in anyway. It would take a 15 goal swing for Villa to finish above us. That would require us losing 7/8-0 against Everton, and Villa winning 7/8-0 against Man Utd. That is also assuming we only win by 1 goal as well.

Fucking sick of us having to wait until Sunday after everyone else has played for our game.