Stifler

Get in!

Eh? Seriously?

Donny 2-0 up now.

Doncaster 1-0 up against Crewe in the League 2 play offs.

Do they have a stadium with facilities set up for that level? No wait, that’s just North Shields.

He’ll be fishing for someone to fund him to do a leverage buyout.

If they sell off a load of players, I very much doubt they will be bringing many in. They will be bringing in from the academy. I got the feeling that Bellingham was their big name signing for the next few seasons, obviously hoping he has something similar to his brother and having to sell him later down the line, or at the very least hoping that someone somewhere thinks that he will, and pay over the odds for him. It’s like Anton Ferdinand all over again.

Aye, what’s the lottery numbers?

If you amortise that over 5 years though, that’s only £6m that would come out of next seasons budget. A £12m fee for him pays for 2 years of a £30m player. A £15m fee for him would pay for a season and a half of a £50m player. When you have the likes of Sesko, and David all available for around those price ranges, it’s a no brainer, especially considering his injury record. Imagine if we can keep Minteh next season instead of sending him out on loan, then sell Miggy and Murphy. We again will be able to buy a good RW player with amortisation, Kubo, or someone like that guy from PSV, or even Asprilla from Watford? In my opinion, if we can get a player in for those prices, it’s an absolute no brainer.

Aye, nice of the fans who have had a generation who haven’t finished outside of the top 10, and the vast majority who have never experienced a 2nd division side to casually suggest being relegated in order to get new owners as they sit in 5th position, in probably the worlds best stadium, with commercial deals beyond what most would find appropriate for where they are.

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. One day people will look back on his legacy here and understand that he’s damaged football in this country. He’s the reason why we have 5 substitutes, with some in the game talking about rolling subs. He’s the reason why we have 10-15 minutes added on to games. He’s the reason why it looks like the League Cup will be scrapped. He’s the reason why FA Cup replays have been scrapped. The last point I admit I don’t have a lot of love about FA Cup replays, if we actually funded grassroots football as we should, then it shouldn’t be much of an issue, but he’s the fucking reason why in future some clubs are going to suffer because of them. The guy literally has no integrity, and all this bull from Liverpool fans saying that he just gets the city and culture, fuck off man, the guy does it so the camera is on him, not fucking Liverpool. To make matters worse, he gave Liverpool a fucking Premier League title.

I remember that, would have virtually given us the Champions League place is Spurs got the draw, went from delighted to seething in the space of a minute. Felt like it was inevitable that Liverpool would catch us.

Nah, he downs tools too often when things don’t go his way.

Aye, could honestly just do with Chelsea pissing off like, not like their fans would appreciate a European run that isn’t the Champions League.

They would get a further deduction the next season though, unless they come out of administration in time.

5th is over. Spurs will get 6 points from Burnley, and Sheffield United. I actually think I would prefer the UEFA Conference League in anyway.

Yeah, but I want European football now. So fight is not over. Just got to hope that we cling on to it.

Lowest we can finish now is 9th, although that would require such an unrealistic swing in goal difference from Brighton (-4) to us (+22). So the lowest we can finish now is 8th.

5-0 Chelsea. West Ham can get to fuck like.

Fuck sake man, West Ham literally are giving them the GD back.

I’m a never seen anything as meek as this West Ham performance since I watched that episode of Superstore where Sandra agrees to lose her boyfriend to Carol in a game of rock, papers, scissors. Fuck this, I’m off to hoover the house.

This is disgusting. Can we swap our remaining fixtures for West Ham?

Jesus fuck, West Ham are going to give Chelsea the goal difference deficit they have against us here.

Disgusting defending by West Ham. Chelsea have not been anything above average, but anytime Chelsea have the ball the West Ham players are nowhere fucking near them. It’s like they are zonal marking, but the zones they are marking is not where any Chelsea players are. Game over within 30 minutes against a team who you are supposed to have a rivalry with, pathetic.

Oh do fuck off Chelsea.