maybe_next_year

* insert comment about how Pardew is also against modern football here*

I'm pretty sure those figures are very wrong. Allardyce is on a hell of a lot more than that for a start.

Kinnear/Pardew out. Hoddle/Hughton in.

Oliver is working for one of the nationals now, how is he not living behind a skip by now ffs?

0-2. bet Villareal wish they hadn't tried to get it restarted now

players back on the pitch and some fans coming back to the stands, bonkers.

To be fair to him with that one, I'm sure one of Sunderland's players missed a game through a jellyfish sting one time...

2-0 up, bring on Negredo

Decent move and finish.

ITV doing there best to miss a goal again

Why has she got a wet patch on her left leg?

I think this is the straw that finally pushes Pardew into a category of hate even Allardyce never managed.

Rollernonce ffs

Thats even worse than their performance this season

To be fair if I had the choice between going for a little jog on the side-lines or sitting there watching that shite, I'd of warmed up too.

3 assists for Krul.

2 assists for Krul.

Great from Sammy there, lovely pass.

Good run by cisse and a good ball, nice idea with the finish.... Shame about the rest of the match.

Oh ffs.

Even the way Taylor runs annoys me.

Quite a few empty seats and less atmosphere than space

Feel really weird watching a home Match without actually being there

Pardew must think most fans are thick to believe that bollocks I honestly believe that he thinks that of himself.

No Hatem or MYM