maybe_next_year

Kelly disappointing even for a 5th choice CB.

Thats fucking dreadful defending.

Poor Real Valladolid, can only assume no.1 is passing it back to the keeper, 2 & 3 are him distributing it. Interesting to see how negative Sevilla's looks, all backwards, all in their own half.

0-1, absolutely dreadful goal to concede. Poor keeping.

Almost a week late but that's a bloody brilliant pun

My favourite part of the BBC article about him leaving (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdd456rzg75o) "BBC News understands....His departure is expected to be announced officially by the BBC on Tuesday." I mean you've literally wrote that in an article about him leaving, I think that counts as announcing it .

Lasses losing too.

0-2, couldn't be any more against the run of play this half.

The speed with which all the Birmingham players went straight over the sidelines suggest to me that their keeper was doing a Pope so their manager could speak to them. Seems to have worked, they've been noticeably better since the stoppage.

Have they? When they first came up there was plenty of concern about the amount of players they were bringing in but since that first summer I haven't heard many criticise it since. But yes, they've managed some great cheap transfers.

Was brilliant today, 9 out of 10 times that would be a MOTM performance. However, Hall was ridiculously good today.

Ah man, I've genuinely thought for the past couple of years that that's her in all our pics, even when he's injured. Shame.

Love that Mrs. Joelinton is in it every time

Our fullbacks are doing insanely well today. Brilliant the pair of them.

Howay man Nick, don't do that to me man.

That's brilliant from Krafu.

That's a nasty tackle from Gordon, no need.

I'd be seething if we conceded a goal with defending like that . Lets get a third and wrap this up before half time.

Sandro, is that you?

That might just be the worst thing he's ever done in a Newcastle shirt, just pass it to Jo man.

Great start to the half lads.

Was there a reason for the early kick off? Assumed it was 2pm like all our other games so far so ended up missing it completely.

Who knew changing to 4-4-2 would be so successful, absolutely dominant.

Loving the zoom in on the pigeons

Shite from Stokes but brilliant counter until then.