maybe_next_year

Its taking the piss out of their accent, specifically using the phrase "whees keys are these"

Ramos 1-0

Great article, really interesting. Shame about the spelling of bairns though

He had all the space in the world in the corner for Spur's first to be fair

Why... Why is hand there on his sister?

Want to copy your favorite newcastle players? Now you too can hide during the derby match!

fair enough, Don't think I'd shake the useless ginger Pardew-loving mackem piss-stain's hand either.

Happy Christmas Jak!

lose 0-2 I think, they won't be amazing, but we will be monumentally shit.

They've done more than the team just by turning up.

decent shot by Armstrong.

Seemed a much better keeper when he had a bigger beard.

you know he was subbed off 15 mins ago right?

to be fair to alnwick, at least he saved the first shot.

Spanish Commentator talking about our players "Gouffran, nada, Cabella, nada, Riviere, nada, Colback, nada." he'd fit in well on here

Neither does he.

not attempting to win a cup match and now Sissoko hobbling, just another day at Newcastle

well that took long

was that Pardew shouting "don't fucking cheat Williamson"?

Should tell them that he's still a goalkepper and not a sack of rice or anything, though. Eh, yes... Think a sack of rice could of caught that one tbh

Alnwick

Can tell we've got our 3rd choice keeper playing, spurs shooting every time they get a chance too.

Sissoko still a beast at least.

and will be for as long as Pardew is here.

Not as bad as I was expecting....