LucaAltieri

Butterface.

Quick, someone post his FM stats.

Anyone remember when Given was good?

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fyp Nah, it gets tougher towards the end. Raw and plugging away with a semi at best. Loads getting smaller until they dry up all together. That in itself is a blessing as the crusty sock you're using for clean up begins to torture your jap's eye. You really need to pace yourself if you're going to give it a yank for an hour and half.

I hope both teams die in a coach crash. Could have spent that 90 minutes having 18 consecutive wanks.

Booooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

Shearer fancies the Germans.

Nah, they're going to experience some non-consensual anal penetration. Won't make it out of the group.

He'll got to a midtable side and perform well. In a year the bigger teams (and possibly Liverpool) will be sniffing around. His game has matured. Can be a quality player with a run of games.

La Liga is a piece of piss, to be fair. Messi and Barca might score for fun over there but when they come up against the 6th best team in the Premier League they fall short.

I thought Lee Chung-Yong played for Man United?

Donated your £5 yet, lads?

When did Hernan Crespo morph into Jon Stewart?

It's that striker killer instinct

Philips hasn't lost it.

Our crossing was absolutely shocking. Did we get on the end of a single ball?

It's axiomatic innit Not exactly homophobic.

I very much doubt that Xisco will remain in professional football. I heard some bloke down the pub say he's a part-time botanist or something.

It's that mentality that saved us, after all.

I know what you're thinking, but considering Barca's trophy-less season and the prospect of a new manager, it might be worth seeing if we can pick up Messi. got to be worth a cheeky bid. My only doubt is whether or not he'd adjust to the English game. There aren't too many teams like Stoke in La Liga.

Forum wankers.

Nice try, Roberto.

Ones a piece.