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Amen http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/14/43c77b416ad12a5bf413841448b05aec.jpg

Great reference

Yep. So deep lying that he's managed to find himself on the bench.

Can't believe the best coach in the Premier League hasn't found himself a job yet. Cunt.

Coz he's a JAWDEEEE

Can't wait to read these back in May and laugh at myself... Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man United 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Bournemouth, Leicester, Watford Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Man City Top Goal Scorer: Diego Costa Break Out Year: Freddy Adu Season to Forget: Raheem Sterling (:|) PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Mpmphis Depay (if eligible?) Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Ranieri Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Whichever cunt striker we sign How will we do in the cup competitions?: 1/4 finals at best, early exit in the other How will we do in the derby games?: win at home, lose away Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Sevilla again... World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: Shit When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: April How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 3 How will De Jong get injured this season: Punctured ballbag

I heard he was slipping that ITK bitch off Twitter a few inches, so you're probably right.

We had a replacement in Carroll, but Ashley peddled him. Wasn't Carroll 16/17 when Shearer retired!? Bit of a stretch to have him marked as a replacement like

You'd barely seen Angel Di Maria play before he went to Man Utd? Do you not watch the world cup and champions league? Ian travels to Nice and watches Ben Arfa Ian travels to Nice and realises Ben Arfa doesn't have clearance to play Poor fella

Point invalid. Pardew remains a cunt.

Floated set penis to Murray/Dann

Just when you thought he couldn't be anymore of a cunt.

fuck sake

Struggles to stay focused.

This cunt found a new Dad yet?

It happens all the time... http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/13/61eb6751dc74f14e393155f4664bcdec.jpg

I'd be gutted to see Cisse leave, if we can play a more attacking brand of football, he'll score goals, no question.

Krul as captain!?

Should prepare Wijnaldum for life in Newcastle

A fit De Jong should be the first name on the team sheet to be honest.

In case it's not been posted already; Pazzini from Milan to Verona.

Janmaat for me like.

He got a new club yet or is he gonna be on Talksport begging for one?

Shola's replacement.