Dr.Spaceman

Everton hahahahaha

Howler, poor Tim

Fucking Alan Parson's themed montage now. As if they're in the same league as MJ's Bulls.

"You can see people moping around Anfield..."

Passed his best, maybe. Past "it", I dunno about that. That's like saying Messi has been past his best for 5/6 years - he's still likely one of the best in the world in that period.

Does this push Salah closer to the exit as well? Iamgine Liverpool win the league but they know they're losing Klopp and Salah, would be such a weird feeling for their fans

You're probably right tbf

Not think we could bring him in and give Bruno a bit more freedom further up the pitch though? Could be useful in certain scenarios. Bruno would pick up a lot of Longstaff's key passing and scoring opportunities and you'd not be giving up any space between the defence and midfield. There's a few times we've looked awfully exposed there - my guess is that's what Hojberg / Onana is being looked at for. Preference is Hojberg if it's a straight choice between a loan or a 60m fee for Onana

I think a lot of people are underestimating him personally. Bloke had three MotM performances last season, Longstaff has had one in his entire PL career (two overall inc. cups). We've not got a DM like him who's as positionally aware as he is. He'd allow us to mix it up tactically. And he's 28 - he's not going to take months to get up to speed.

Imagine investing that much time and effort on your rivals

Surely he's a better option than Longstaff and Miley (as of today), who have both in the first team squad more often than not. And the state of some of our benches this season....he can replace one of the pointless defenders, surely? Unless you think having Murphy (the irish defender) on the bench is a better shout

He's dipped a bit this year, probably due to a lack of appearances, but his last few PL seasons have been strong. He'd improve us right now.

Did you do Peter Beardsley's Little by Little vid too? Love that one. One of my favourite vids is actually a short, it's the Smooth Criminal chorus before Peter Drury steps in with "Lee Cattermole!" to replace Smooth Criminal in the chorus. Only about 10 seconds long, can't seem to find it.

But what about Leazes Terrace?

Apparently the physio has okayed the entire first team to help out.

How do we know that's what's happening?

The exact same thing is happening now as what happened over the last few weeks

What's wrong with a nice metro yellow shipping container?

Alan Pardew finished 5th once. Does that make him a good manager?

I hate it too, Joey. 36 year old (very) white male from Gateshead

Yeah, chaos would be 5 or 6 guaranteed starters to replace. We're potentially losing Paul Dummett and Emil Krafth, oh no!

Scanning the scene in Newcastle tonight

Eddie's good with those types

Nah man, he's great, one of the best keepers in Europe right now

That's exactly what I'm suggesting. We could pay him 100k a week to be a human statue...literally anything if we're not registering him.