Dr.Spaceman

Absolutely fuck all for us to fear about either of these sides.

Martinez v Traore

US tv is far worse. Pundits on some games I've watched literally spout one or two clichéd lines all game.

Urgh, was hoping they'd have finally ditched that "You'll never stop this flame, I will never let you gooooo" bollocks. Sick to death of hearing it

Got to be better value out there

I said this a while back, but I don't mind this transfer strategy. We've already done a lot of the groundwork that other clubs will need to do and we'll return for Guehi in the future when he'll be valued nowhere near 65 million.

Nkunku is in a lot of these teams fwiw. Got him in mine, people are leaning on his positional versatility and given he's only 6.5 mil...

We really are all nerdy virgins aren't we

At least he didn't take a photo using his phone

Harwood-Bellis & Barco are my only two. Going to go all out to try and spend nothing on transfers this season as I usually waste 30 or so points through the season.

Harwood Bellis at 4m is a better shout imo.

Anyone picking him deserves to lose access to their account

If you've got 3 players from Newcastle I wouldn't worry about where you're going to finish anyway.

Absolutely no hyperbole from Samuels whatsoever there...

Which he'll back out of when they're relegated. Smart move for him tbh.

28.5 is rather specific.

It would certainly make for great TV

It actually hurts my eyes looking at it. Not in the same way that red and white stripes do...

I'm pretty sure they can't ban you from selling players.

It felt less competitive in the 90's if I'm being honest, maybe that was just because I was a child, but you always felt Man Utd were going to win it (particularly 99-01). I think the dilution of the cup competitions has contributed to the feeling that there's fuck all for 18 teams to play for. Nobody cares about the League Cup (unless you're in it) and the FA cup is nowhere near what it was. Who won either cup the year Leicester won the league? Not a fucking clue without googling it.

So Leeds have some funds to play with. Do they want another goalkeeper off us? How about a right winger with PL experience? Assuming Brighton are funding this with the Gilmour sale. Big gamble signing someone who was as poor as he was last time he was in the league, however he was an absolute assist machine last season in the Championship. I like these types of signings.

It will be like Mufasa falling into the stampede on Saturday if he tries that

Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Newcastle, Liverpool, Villa Relegation: Leicester, Ipswich, Southampton Overachievers: Bournemouth Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Leif Davis Season to Forget: Jordan Pickford PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: Andoni Iraola First manager to quit/be sacked: Brain says Lopetegui, heart says Ten Hag (preferably Ten Hag, PLEASE BE TEN HAG) Championship Winners: Leeds Runners Up: Luton Play-Offs: Coventry Relegation: Plymouth, Sheff Wed, Oxford Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 5th Top Goalscorer: Isak Top Assister: Gordon Season to forget: Lewis Miley Will Howe be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Domestic League One Promotion: Rotherham, Huddersfield, Birmingham League One Relegation: Burton, Shresbury, Cambridge, Crawley League Two Promotion: Fleetwood, Port Vale, Carlisle, Chesterfield League Two Relegation: Bromley, Colchester National League Promotion: Barnet, Gateshead FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Arsenal EFL Trophy: Chesterfield Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Milan Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Fenerbahce Conference League Winner: Chelsea General World Player of the Year: Paul Dummett World Young player: Shola Ameobi

I was buzzing when @LFEEpointed out to me that you can use any turnstile you want. It's definitely the little things in life that see you through.

Statement signing? "We can't be arsed to do any proper scouting, so we've just gone with Kalvin. The lad knows the league."