Dr.Spaceman

What the fuck are we doing at the back there

Beats hearing "Bet in play....NAAAW" every 2 mins

More adverts than analysis, Sky is an absolute rip off.

There's a joke in there about Eddie not picking him anyway

The rest of the season

Ross fucking Barkley

I couldn't care about offsides where the margin is the width of a toenail. It's not what offside was originally brought into the game for.

That would be mint

LETS FUCKING KILL EM

Ah okay, I couldn't give a shit what the disciples of Hurst think

I'd be interested to see the demographics of those who competed the poll, I didn't contribute, nor did the bloke I sit next to at the match. I doubt the fella in front did either.

Aye, they sit in the east stand.

Fuck this, sticking Masterchef on.

She definitely got at least a C in maths.

He's currently on the Dele Ali career path by the looks of things.

That tackle was shocking

Whoever said Gvardiol wasn't all that on here a few months ago was dead wrong, he's had an absolutely class finish to an already very good season. What a player.

I think we need to help people understand that we're not going to be leaving SJP for a bigger version of The Riverside or St Mary's. It will literally be one of the greatest football stadiums in the world, built with an effectively unlimited budget, potentially invigorating a dead area of the town. Why would you not want that

Wish I knew the camera was there, would have done my best Mbappe, Ayoze or something

Ha. I'm shit with names / faces but the assist for my goal on Neesy's video just there was very chefs kiss. Proper Hugo Viana defence & midfield splitting diagonal.

It was all in the assist.

I still think its great that we're back in the mix for the best youngsters. Quite exciting to see what we could have in a few years when we've built our academy up. No longer fielding walking corpses during an injury crisis, instead turning to a young live wire with the world in front of them.

Geedup

His reaction to Wrexham in the FA Cup suggests otherwise

Fuck me, Billy Sharp and Troy Deeney in the studio. Was it bring a cunt to work day at Sky Sports?