Dr.Spaceman

This the same Ademola Lookman that Everton didn't fancy a few years ago?

Every man and their dog constantly tells us that football is a results business though.

That says as much about your workplace as it does your colleagues

Nor should he. He did well at Spurs and finished thos season incredibly strong with a very disjointed Chelsea squad. I've no idea what Boehly expects.

I know you're saying that tongue in cheek, but do you get the feeling that Mateta is a one season wonder or something has just clicked and he's going to bang them in for a few years?

Sign for Chelsea and you're financially sorted for the rest of your life or stay with Ipswich on a relatively poor wage and potentially never get an opportunity like this ever again. You can see why the likes of him would jump at a chance like this.

This is just missing some quotes from Sir Alex calling us absolutely all sorts and we have a full house.

Doubt they'd be dead if the Cloudflare page is appearing, gotta pay for that I believe.

Why is Kompany linked? Burnley were absolutely horseshit in the PL this season.

Why even name their positions?

The amount of shots I took as a kid because I wanted to be Laurent Robert.... I'll never forget my grandads face when he and my dad got back after that Spurs game. Genuinely thought he'd just seen two of the best goals he'd ever seen at SJP.

Hadn't thought of that. Either way, howay Southampton

Barnes v West Ham for me. His first touch to give him the space was really, really good. And then there's the strike.

I'd trade jobs in a fucking heartbeat

If forcing some of our stars to play 45 mins in Aus means our transfer budget is a few mil better off, then so be it.

Crystal Palace....

I guess they're two players we'd be happy not to be able to register if the right signings become available. Bit weird how they've been specifically called out though, although I assume a journo has gone fishing to create some sort of narrative.

Poor Alex Murphy

To watch Bruno play CL football next season, where he belongs. He's too good for us and the Europa Conference. Really hope he stays but would be one of the first world class NUFC players I'd be okay seeing us lose. 100 million is a lot.

Farewell, sweet Prince

Not sure anyone from the outside looking in can say how big each operation is tbh. Bet there's loads going on that even superfans of each club aren't privy to.

How many times has that been said about the Dutch though? They've been the biggest underperformers for what seems like multiple generations now.

Same, love it when we sign FM "go to's"

Muric ended up their number one and he's cack.