Dr.Spaceman

Get the fuck outta here man he's the ringmaster of the insufferable circus. Don't think anyone is really denying the fact that he's a good manager, but his antics are top tier cuntish.

We're not signing Ramsdale man

I'd hope Gary the twat at Wolves would refuse to use it.

Genuinely wouldn't put anything on Dubravka saving that.

I genuinely had no idea there was any sort of tribalism attached to area codes. "To dial the 0191, oh me lads..."

It's all about the "he says, she says" bullshit Really looking forward to it myself, it'll feel like one of the longest 90 minutes of the season. Captain obvious here, but I really hope we grab an early goal to settle the nerves.

I can't believe more people aren't going for a drink in replica cricket whites.

Just me or does it feel like we do a lot of things at a snails pace?

Immediately put a stop to tomato sauce from the canteen and it riled several of the players. I guess he knew pretty quickly who was going to buy into him and his methods.

"The Top 6" Newcastle loads of other clubs .... .... more clubs Bournemouth

And that for me is where the pressure comes from. If we add to the squad and don't have an injury crisis every man and their dog will be expecting us to be turning those draws / losses against poor sides into wins. Not to mention improving our away form. I'm with you though, I also think we're a couple of good additions and a fitter squad away from being mint again.

There isn't one Premier League manager who isn't under pressure. You think if we lose the first 3 games there'll be no consequences? Yasir will be on the blower at the very least.

Even if it's a little half-nothing ball down the wing he tends to look forward more than most when in possession. A couple more players with that mindset and we're cooking. Imagine how good he's going to be in a few years

We just need to use him more effectively. There's been worse players than Elliot Anderson play over 100 times for bigger & better clubs than Newcastle in the Premier League. He's only 21, some players don't do a great deal until they're 23/24. Some players fizzle out by the time they're 24/25. Everyone's development is different, just because they're not shit hot at an early age it doesn't mean they're never going to become effective in this league.

I think Anderson is going to get there, it's just whether or not we can wait for him. A loan next season could be just what he needs. I'd hate to see us sell him now only for him to bounce back to the PL with someone else in 2/3 years and turn into an Adam Lallana or someone similar.

In hindsight I think the main bulk of our issues came from Anderson & Longstaff making up two thirds of our midfield. Both were too slow (shock, horror) and offered little in the way of creativity, which you'd expect from Longstaff as that's not his game but we've completely stopped playing to his strengths. You're not winning many matches away from home in the PL with that midfield 3 trying to play that way. I'd be tempted to loan Anderson next season if we have a good enough summer window.

Surely we can do better than this.

One more game then hopefully we'll never have to see 3 or 4 of those players in a Newcastle shirt ever again

Dubravka for the love of fucking God save a shot please

At least we're not getting relegated

And there it is

Okay, that's one of the worst goals I've ever seen in the PL

wtf

Trips looked fucking knackered there

Playing shite. Howay ffs.