Dr.Spaceman

I heard that too - he said "...to craft...." as the ball was passed to Burn

How has the referee allowed us to score that goal man, the CoRrUpT BASTARD

Lass commentator has had an issue all the way through

Stonewall pen that

Pickford's better.

And Antony. He is absolutely shit.

I'm so glad we stayed away from Dwight McNeil, he looks like he's won a raffle to be there at times. Now watch him plant one in the top corner.

If history is owt to go by one bad season at that shit hole is nothing to go by.

Gallagher's mint like. I just think Longsgaff is perfect for Howe and his current tactical direction.

Selling Longstaff makes zero sense. We'll never replace him with a like for like at any reasonable cost. He's actually good and a lot of people need to take a step back and realise his impact this season. /Sean Lonstaff Fan Club

Depends where you are though, right?

Never knew that Pani's is mint!

Gateshead 3-0, excellent curler into the far top corner from outside the box

This Chelsea - Liverpool game isn't that different from the Gateshead game in terms of unforced errors. Joao Felix though, is he really all that?

Gateshead 2-0. Get innnnnn. Easy header by Dinanga for his second. Olley I think it was had ages for the cross, these are shit.

Who's Adam Sadler?

Canny goal tbh, nice take, turn and pass between the defenders and a great finish on the corner of the 6 yard box, blasted past the keeper.

Gateshead 1-0 Yeovil.

I'd say Targett is the exact opposite of what Cronky has described there

He'll be tearing one of the 7 strands out of his weirdly shaped bonce.

Not arsed about Everton, I think they're fucked whatever happens, they'll be down there again next year and the year after that until they're finally flushed. That was one of the most Spursy games I've ever seen though.

it's a win / win tonight

It would be a bit weird if we never sent scouts to Portugal. Why is this news?

Olise too.

Going to be making up numbers soon. "By 2040 we're aiming for between 1 and 2 quillion worth of investment."