Dr.Spaceman

Not injured - ill.

He literally created a celebration where he told us he wasn't listening to the boos, he aint coming back

You should always give Wood a chance.

Ryan Giggs set to take over from Crying Ralph.

You're an angry little man, aren't you

Good job we offloaded Dubz, eh?

Mental isn't it, the amount of boot lickers the likes of "Lord" Sugar has

Aye, EVERYONE is exactly like that

Only way I'd be happy with Barkley is a relatively low guaranteed wage / heavily incentivized contract. He's more purposeful than Longstaff and would give us something different (if he could be arsed to put a shift in)

I've had 4 poor weeks and on my way to having a 5th. Glad it's not just me!

Tyler Adams pretty much calling them out on their time wasting in the first half.

Bayo scored the goal you racist pig

A one-time contributing factor in the greatest goal from the greatest goal scorer the league has ever seen

Can't believe Man Utd are loaning one of our players. How the mighty have fallen

If we do it's surely dependant on outgoings too - who's going to want Murphy and Shortstaff?

That's where Jacob should be

Been saying this since 4/5 games in, he looks like a rabbit in the headlights. Nowhere near good enough for us.

Why are they insistent on beating the "we're a bigger club than them" drum at every single opportunity Nobody outside the NE of England gives a shit.

Someone who scores 25 goals a season isn't going to be regarded as a problem. Of course you can judge strikers on goals, you shouldn't limit it just to that metric though, obviously.

Yes, this season compared with Maguire he has been. There's no reason to choose Botman over Maguire based on this season's performances to date. I'd definitely bet on that being reversed by the end of the season though, it's not as if Botman's been 'Boumsong being torn a new one by Yeading' levels of shite.

Botman's been poor so far tbh, not sure why you'd choose him over any of Man Utd's players just yet. Joe walks into most teams in the league though. He's an absolute beast.

Jacob Murphy is still fucking woeful then.

WTF