Dr.Spaceman

So it begins, never a foul.

Jesus Christ

If you were Mike Ashley right now would you be kicking yourself at only selling us for 300 million after seeing this?

Just what I was thinking. Promotion means they need an entire new squad just to stay up. With their financial woes, that won't be possible.

Nah, that's the other Bailey Peacock-Farrell

£80 please.

No surprises that his worst run of injuries came under Bruce's management...

Based on what though, he's literally making the most goalscoring chances in the league.

Woop

I was at that game. Couldn't believe how shit he was.

He was featured on a Tifo Youtube vid I watched the other day. Genuinely never heard of him, but they likened him to Peter Crouch plus the ability to strike from a canny distance, which I'd be all over.

We were linked with him a few years ago weren't we? Really hope he gets somewhere near where he was but to say you'd like to sign him right now is a bit odd.

Absolutely, but if a no-brainer type transfer lands on your lap you don't just ignore it because you need players elsewhere.

He's in a race with Dele Alli to see who can hit rock bottom first.

I disagree with this attitude, mind. If an affordable player who strengthens the first team becomes available you go for them.

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On it at 7/1

That naked lass was a completely different place wasn't it? The lad who smashed his forehead in the fountain, however...

Great news

Incredible player when fit.

HMS Tarkowski has sailed, tbh. Similar with Wood, had we not signed him in January that would have been that and we'd have never seen him at Newcastle.

I think the issue is that we have 3 Euro comps each with their own group stage. We should have at least one of them being a straight knockout imo. Bring back the Cup Winners Cup.

Hojberg is the exact sort of signing I'd expect Everton to make if they were still capable of spending that much. I really really really want us to stay away from other big English club's cast-offs. Surely we can find a random forrin to do what Hojberg does? Tiote for 2.5 mil type signing would do the trick.

Nah, they're glory hunters who will drop them soon as they stop winning often.