Dr.Spaceman

Nowts each all over it.

Basically. Although it's flavour of the month to slate Mitro for diving.

Picture of a 22 July mourner, classy. Reposting said picture. Classier.

The ref will tell the player during play that he's going to be booked.

Would like to think we'd keep it tight if we manage to nudge ahead.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34797932 Can't say I'm bothered - he's a shady cunt of the highest order.

This match

Yup, it's one of the most baseless articles I've ever read. Apparently he's mint cos he wears black boots like they did in the good old days when two footed tackles were lauded.

Died, aged 32.

Don't tell me the one with Ally McCoist and Robert Duvall is shite as well!?

Aye it's all guesswork really. I'm not confident he'd perform better than Perez whether he got a run in the team or not I'd like to see him get a proper run, just so we can see if we're missing out on anything. Would be annoying if it was another Nacho Gonzales, Albert Luque or Xisco type scenario, especially since we're as shit as we are.

If nobody knows what he's capable of then how do you know he's going to score goals after a run in the team?

Anyone who wouldn't take him here based purely on how good he is has not seen us play since 2004.

Bound to share the same agent.

One good result and he's Bobby Robson

I left him in on the basis that they won't be able to shift him. Who in their right mind will take him now? He'll have a relegation wage clause too, you'd have thought.

http://i.imgur.com/UzbB3Dk.jpg That'll be their squad. Johnson's contract is up, doubt they'll renew it if he's found guilty. I still think it's a decent spine for the Championship.

He's French.

Villa fans going on like they've just won, in a game where they didn't have a single shot on target

Nah, the Gosling save was really good, it's not just a simple spread of the body, there's a little movement towards the ball with his leg. The thunderbastard that he tipped over was a good save as was recovering from Mbemba's fuck up. Also that diving catch of the weird high cross that got caught by the wind. You could tell he pulled that shit out of his ass but it was a nifty NFL catch and the striker was there to pounce if he had let it bounce. Thought that was one of his more key plays just based on how weird the situation was and how unusual that type of catch is in soccer. Mostly routine saves but you still have to make them, thought he's done very well in this game and against Stoke really. Maybe becoming third choice has fired him up a bit.

Of course you can. What the fuck do you think a screen is.

Nah, the Gosling save was really good, it's not just a simple spread of the body, there's a little movement towards the ball with his leg. The thunderbastard that he tipped over was a good save as was recovering from Mbemba's fuck up.

That's pathetic from Costa. No need to stand on the guys foot whatsoever.

Wank today. No better than Ryan Taylor.

Whoever brought this guy to the Premier League wants to be shot with shit. Ruined him. He's completely unsuited to the league. Definitely not a bad player.