Dr.Spaceman

Wow, I can't believe Everton haven't bid Lascelles perceived value straight off the bat and have tried to get him as cheap as they possibly can. How dare thy not start negotiations at 100 million.

Yup

I thought he was going to be great in the Championship and use that to kick on.

Mackems are getting 35 million for the first two years they're out the league and then 14 million the third, if that's any indicator.

It was so fucking obvious what we were doing - no need for the OTT negativity.

This is going to be funny as fuck

He's the greatest human being on the planet, isn't he?

This will feel like 3 points when its announced as someone else

Calm your tits, I'd be very surprised if he went to West Ham

Why? Because I'm guessing having Rafa here and a happy fanbase is a big factor? I reckon it'll be a factor, but not a big one. The past few years have shown how quickly we go from suicidal to 'on top of the world'. As much as I adore Rafa he is not the only manager in the world that will put smiles on our faces. Right now under Ashley, probably yes, but if we're taken over who knows.

Why?

Shelvey is going to be the greatest centre midfielder England has ever produced come the end of the tournament.

What a cross.

GOLAZOOOO

His hold up play has been horrendous :/

Derby have started okay here.

Relegation.

Very unpopular opinion that one. Freddie Ljungberg was probaly their weakest player and he was great that year.

Oh well, could have been worse.

Kenedy

Wouldn’t score if we played until next week. So glad I'm not relying on this forum for updates

Shearer would have buried that Kane chance.

Kennedy

Perst. Fuuuuuuuuck.