Dr.Spaceman

Powerpoint, got to be. Percentages.ppt

Tbf, a ref will make over 100 decisions a game, one wrong decision won't equal more than 1%. I'm assuming those stats are including everything, ie. Obvious goal kicks, throw ins etc.

Six of the fuckers, are you kidding me

Cisse is fucking horrendous . The fact he's on the pitch is disgusting. I hope we don't win.

Twitter is going mental. Loads saying we're missing Colback

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

How have they not scored. We are literally helping them.

Thankfully Elliot is filling the goal with his mass

That baldy cunt

Mitro playing?

We was lucky there, Bournemouth are showing some fret

Anita...

I'm not sure how anyone can come to such stark conclusions, given how little we've all seen of him.

It's just the way he says it, like he's some sort of managerial hipster, doing things that nobody else has ever thought of.

A presentation

Shite craic! My first ever hero and I was in tears the day he left

Fucking hell Of course he was sacked for being black, it's not like they're second bottom in League 1 or anything. Is Neil Lennon going to play the ginger card next week?

He looks much better than Adam Campbell, at least we know that much.

Are we finally allowing football videos on the forum? I was going to post another video of Mike Dean if so... A failed Swansea attack and he does this weird neck twisty thing as if to say "Aaaaaaaarrrrrr here man!"

This cunt fit yet?

Not a word about a new CB. Fuck me "Hi everyone, we're desperate for a new centre back, so when we come calling you can add an extra 5 million on to your valuation."

His second was a great goal. Cruyff turn to beat 2 players in the box which gives himself loads of space and he slots it into the far corner. I liked his first as well. The winger totally destroyed his marker.

Doomay

My parents travelled up from Derby today, took them ages. Poor bastards.