Dr.Spaceman

Decent this like.

Their cricket side recently folded, so not sure how much of a sports club it is. Do they do rugby there as well?

Well if you buy all the best ones of the three teams it probably will We've got a squad full of recently relegated players, worked out okay for us. Almost like having a good manager actually counts for something.

Anyone else utterly despise the fact that they call them 'season cards'?

The new guy is making him do everything manually.

Proper weirdos They need to start using gravy and playing Warhammer more often.

Has his achilles snapped? Supposed to be ridiculously painful, played cricket with a lad who played for Mansfield and he had that happen to him, said he wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy

Unlikely as he doesn’t fit their colour demographic

Cocaine?

Based on those figures, we only have 24,062 ST holders? That can’t be right surely? Unless there are 10,000+ fans with 0 points, which I’d be surprised at. I'll probably have zero points. Haven't done an away game in years.

The blokes earns at least 30k pw. He's the cheapskate

Dubravka has a lot more about him. Krul was great for a few years but I agree with the lack of competition point, plus Pardew / Woodman.

Frenkie lol. He'd scare the shit out of me in the Premier League, if that Dennis Wise scouting is anything to go by. I'd imagine there'd be several heart attacks in the East Stand per game.

That's good news tbh, should mean less redundancies

Paolo Wanchope v Man Utd

Gana has actually kicked him.

100%

This is as poor as we've been all season.

Duncan Ferguson is a Newcastle legend apparently

They had to do it a few times by the sound of it.

Yup. Why the surprised reactions?

Arsenal will go for a 40 something year old foreigner who plays lush football and has a radge Mourinho-like presence. No way will they go for Rafa after being so mad at Arsene Wenger for his lack of innovation over the last few years. Saying that, it's not really up to the fans I suppose.

Still funny though

I don't actually think it's sunk in yet with me. I'm all a bit "meh" about it. Guess I knew it was coming ages ago.

Really would like us to sign him. 15 million would be considered a bargain, right, so hopefully MA goes for it. Knowing us we'll go for Chris Brunt on a free.