Dr.Spaceman

We can't sell Barnes without replacing him. We're fucked if we do and Gordon isn't fit to play. I know we're looking to do the Willock / Joelinton thing on the left but christ, you've got a short memory if you think that's going to be able to happen every week.

I think Guehi & Botman would be able to contain DJ Campbell a little better

Tino - Guehi - Botman - Hall would be as good a back four as I've seen for Newcastle

Edu leaving after crisis talks... Strange one that.

Do the club branded trainers at least light up or have a little wheel in the heel so you can skate around?

McCoist is great. Sounds like you want the guy from the Simpsons episode with Portugal Vs Mexico to determine the world's greatest soccer team.

Reddit will have some decent longer highlights if you can be bothered to look for them

Could be interesting if Leo Shahar turns out to be as good one.

For 120 million I would let him go.

They absolutely did. However, the referee was equally rubbish for both sides in my opinion. Missed a few and gave some strange ones. I thought Tonali's was a yellow card offence but based off what the ref had been doing all game then it clearly wasn't. If Tonali was booked there then the rapist and one or two others should have already been in the book.

The fucking idiot, how is she the voice of NUFC fans

https://unrollnow.com/status/1852725761494360202 If anyone else wants it

What we looking at, Joe fouls, ref blows his whistle... Aah, it's a thread. I assume he shows the bit where Thomas Party gets away without a yellow as well?

Beto gol

Must be doing it for a bet

Can't fault anyone there, great performance and we looked rock solid at the back, bar one or two shaky moments.

I'm confident of not getting beat

Just hope he doesn't get Ugarte going...

Huge cost savings from stopping those lunch boxes for matchday staff

Tempted to lump on a red card in the game

Ahead of his time was the king.

Imagine just walking away from your wife and kids like that, fucking prick.

Spurs, us, Liverpool & Arsenal in the last 4 is going to be a great look for the competition. Gone are the days of all the top clubs treating it like it's worthless.

Shit, he was there number 4? Genuinely had no idea. Can't remember much bar that lovely pass in the second half as I was too busy watching Axel Disaster next to him.

That pass by their number 4 through to Joao Felix was pure sex.