Dr.Spaceman

The only point in playing him is to ensure we're not solely relying on Jacob Murphy or playing someone else out of position. We've got very few options.

Yet we pine for a player who had little to no output in Elliot Anderson

They literally did that with the last manager...

Yeah, he suffers the same as others in the side with a lack of options when on the ball. He looks like he wants to be progressive more than he can be. He's not Jack Colback.

Difference this time is that it really does feel like we're biding our time, waiting for that sliding doors moment to present itself, whether that be in the form of a rule change or what, I don't know. But we're definitely not forcing it. I get where you're coming from but It's nowhere near Ashley levels, let's be honest.

I don't think the issue is the ability of our players at all. We've simply got nobody in the same postcode as Isak (like what Anderson did on Friday night). The frustration is how we also seemingly have a massive gap at the other end of the pitch too, leaving mavericks like Palmer to just wander around with nobody anywhere near him.

We used to try the odd "training ground move" yeah. Now we just appear to lump it to the back post every single time, ala Pardew and Mike Braziliamson.

Where was Arsenals number 15 going there

Dunno, I sat for 10 minutes whilst watching Danny Welbeck receive treatment on a career ending injury last week yet he fucking scored yesterday

This wait is ridiculous

Brutal, the last has played about 10 minutes for us and sees us as nothing more than a job.

The midfield three doesn't work, we knew that a month ago, yet here we are...

Baldy streamlining

That pen decision was unreal, so bad.

BALD CUNT

Unbelievable that he gave that

Exactly this. Pining over any of these players is just weird behaviour.

Aye, negatively!

Sean Longstaff is a Premier League footballer

What the hell was that Pope...

Fuck me he caught one

Fuck off you bald cunt

Nick Pope allergic to catching the ball or something

Dennis Bergkamp miscontrol all over sgain

Tino Tino Tino