Dr.Spaceman

Canny set of B cups (if there is such a thing) on him there

Oh Obertan...how we have missed you. TBF I'd have had Obertan in the Championship.

Why would anyone have doubts about promotion? there's no way we don't get promoted, the only concern is Brighton finishing in 1st. I agree, but we're only a couple of injuries away from going from promotion dead certs to finishing in the play-offs.

Signing Barrow wouldn't exactly quell the slight doubts about promotion. Reckon we'd need a centre midfielder as well. I'd be happy with Townsend or Montero on their own, but with Barrow we'd need someone else imo.

Wait, people didn't realise it was a parody? He's done loads of videos, some of them are actually canny funny.

Nah, we'd still go up, we'd just have more work to do in the summer.

Do they have any attacking centre mid's at all

Already been sent off once this season so it'll be 4 games. He's shit, they're probably better off with him out the team. It'll mean Denayer goes into CB. Not sure who plays CM though, Honeyman?

definite truth to this. As for Poch, didn't they fall out because Townsend abused one of the Spurs staff? The fitness coach asked Townsend to 'step-up' his cool down after a match in which he was an unused sub. Townsend told him where to go and shoved him.

Him and Yedlin as a combination in this league is very, very good.

Pochettino is not decent? Pochettino got shot of him because he let him down in terms of commitment, not on the pitch. You can see why tbf, he jumped ship here without a second thought after we resurrected his career. I don't blame Townsend for falling out with Pochettino at all. There's nothing wrong with wanting to play first team football. Being asked to step up your post-match cool down after being an unused sub is taking the piss as well.

Happened pretty close to me; the ball was spinning like crazy and his first touch was a belter. I was expecting to see the ball fly into the crowd. It was a proper 'how's your touch' moment and he nailed it. Probably the highlight of his career.

The difference between someone like Yedlin and Simpson is night and day. He'll do just fine in the Prem imo.

At least when relegation is confirmed it'll be a weight off his shoulders.

We have 1 league game between now and the end of the window and it's at home to the shittest team in the league. What's the immediate rush? I don't fully buy into this whole 'time to gel' modern excuse shit.

http://www.themag.co.uk/2017/01/rival-championship-club-want-former-newcastle-defender-steven-taylor-reports-newcastl-united-ipswich-town/

Some of them prices, man, why do they need to charge us peasants 60 quid or whatever it'll be.

Same.

aye, but we're the club that managed to give Derby 4 of their 11 points in their record-breaking premierleague shitfest. Never underestimate our ability to fail to win. Allardyce setting us up not to lose against the worst team in Premier League history One of the most annoying games I've ever seen. It was almost like he didn't want us to do too well too soon into his time here.

There's more in it than Us v Boro tbh. I don't know any Newcastle fan who gives a fuck about Middlesbrough in the way that I know loads of Derby fans despise the shit out of Leicester.

Local derby innit.

I only bought my season ticket because we kept Rafa on, it's my first and it'll be my last until Ashley leaves if Rafa goes this summer because of any transfer policy. Not that I'm worrying at this stage in the slightest. I still think people are overreacting.

He obviosuly hasn't read the Daily Mirror.

WAT

Yedlin already has taken his chance imo, he's been great this season.