Dr.Spaceman

We're making Mario Fucking Lemina look like prime Vieira here

Lemina doesn't need marking.....right

Weak as fuck

Their manager Eddie Van Houw likes to give players 6 months before even learning their name

Budapest... In one of the most right wing countries in modern times. Delightful. Hopefully no players bring out the rainbow laces for this one.

JT was in the car ready to drive up the M1 according to John Gibson, then someone got injured and he was needed.

Shite, move on.

I'm more than happy with class players on the bench. Barnes & Tonali v tired legs will be fun.

Tosin!

Spitty thinks Everton should be challenging for Europe? They've been average to shite my entire lifetime

7-1 and our goal was an OG. Wtf.

Emery is going to give himself a heart attack

Wut

Pickford's getting wound up, he's going to do something stupid

What the fuck is this game, DCL maaaaan

Oof

Michael Keane is absolutely shite

Hahahaha

How did DCL not score there

Why did it need that pause to sort out man, football in 2024 is so shit

Fuck are they waiting for

Werw

Pickford yellow is nailed on now

Sels Just nearly chucked it into his own net. How is he starting for anyone in the Premier League, man.

It wasn't studs first though