Dr.Spaceman

Not taking the piss or owt here, but how the fuck is he our manager? And more importantly.... why the fuck do I like the fact that he's our manager?

The atmosphere at this game is shocking

Wayne Bridge fucked up again?

Hope to fuck we've priced him out of a move.

Terrible goalkeeping tbh, but as I was saying, they're fucking terrible. Lacking flair and creativity all over the pitch.

If the entire world didn't already know, West Ham are fucking terrible! Atmosphere is flat....oh, Hitzlsperger....!

Avatar thief.

He just looks very average.

Bloke on my stream says def pen in this Chelsea game, but I thought he went down faaar too easily.

Apparently it's not excessive by Quinn, it's necessary. Aye, right

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Need Enrique to come out and say something on camera.

The mackem at work tried to tell me that Jonas' first cross was shit Unbelievable.

That dance has nowt on Nolans chickens wings tbh.

Lovenkrands is shite, I thought we'd all established that?

Got another unjust booking last night after receiving three or four challenges on him, each more worthy of a yellow card. Fucking reputations mean more than anything in this game.

Lemar can fuck off.

Really? I thought he was canny average at the worst.

Very good finish by Loven btw. And it was from a very good Jonas cross. Tonights gonna be a gooood niiiight!

If the toon weren't playing then I'd be there.

Grant Holt

Links?

Jermaine Jones being a wanker. Who the fuck is he again?

I'd rather have Kuqi than Michael Owen.

Shefki Kuqi