Dr.Spaceman

I feel for the fans, but I'd rather see them liquidised than have the FA bail them out.

He won the Premier League ffs

http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/final-word/andy-cole.jpg

Sky Sports News goal of the season has some fucking absolute shite goals in there. I take it they didn't see Jonas' goal this season then.

My mam went to see him at PC world or somewhere today. Random.

Don't be dissing the Nolanator.

Maybe it's because they are better than all the rest by a country mile? It's not impossible to disrespect your boss and still put in a good shift.

How many times do people need to have seen him play before they are allowed to credibly judge the bloke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PTc3bhpbqw Please please please please bring this back at SJP for the second half entrance.

They weren't as bad imo.

What about the one that actually failed to qualify for USA 94?

They also claim that FTM means 'follow the mackems', and not 'fuck the mags'. Like anyone really gives a shit.

Aye, he's no Pele.

Uncertain how to feel as he's played in one of the worst leagues in Europe for all of his career.

The sort of people who talk about Ponteland International Airport. Cracks me up what they let wind them up like.

Take your pick.

I really want Hughton to succeed, with or without us.

EIEIEIO up the Bundesliga we go..

That home shirt is horrid. I like the other two though.

Did Speed play for Sheff Utd in the Prem?

He gets a tad cringeworthy from time to time though. Still, it sure beats the hell out of listening to the likes of Phil Orange or Harry Twitchknapp.

Thats because they haven't been promoted. All that has happens is that they will move up to the first team base as reserve team players. Jusy like last years older academy players. So nothing to rave about really. Just normal progression. If they do well with the reserves they will eventually join in with the first team squad on occasions and thats when they have the chance to impress. Some of you guys just haven't got a clue how things really work at Newcastle, all speculation and guess work on your part, but hey i can't blame you for trying to second guess. Plus a bit of advice.......Take what you read in the papers with a pinch of salt.....only about 10% of it is true........if that?? Fucking hell, take a chill pill. Either that or uninstall windows, so we don't have to put up with your patronising tone ever again.

Worse than Shepherd et al iyam, yet I bet they don't get anywhere near as much stick from their own fans.

Jenas is better than what we've got and we certainly aren't bringing in Van Der Vaart, no matter what FM tells you.

How come? It hasn't got strobe fucking lasers attached, just a few squiggly lines.