bowlingcrofty

We're missing Longstaff big time.

They said from the very start it was a documentary about the board room and not necessarily about on the pitch. I wouldn't be surprised if there were rights issues for footage from some games as well.

It was a training sweatshirt if I recall correctly - 1999/2000 territory I think

You got your brother's first name on it? Weird choice.

Football shirts are genuinely in fashion these days, this sort of take is well outta date.

Hide the Saudi references behind some sort of homage to the Tyne Bridge, Bob's yer uncle.

I don't think flexing on how expensive or cheap tickets are is a good look. Affordable football should always be paramount.

If all else fails then West Ham will take him off our hands for £20m.

Not sure, it’s something I absolutely 8 2 see.

The only way he’s sold is if someone offers absolutely ridiculous money. If they did sell him for ridiculous money then we’d invest it massively and would no doubt be significantly stronger because of it. Chill out and enjoy the ride.

Can see Leicester going in for him.

Ship Dubravka out and have Karius as number 2 and Krul number 3

Not to mention Karl Fletcher’s head on a peg

Still haven’t got over Jamie Parker’s death after holding the team hostage

Yes! Absolutely a deliberate thing, that. That's why those who are tearing into the vid really should watch his Cribs episode because he's clearly lampooning himself.

Technically, water isn’t wet. What water touches is wet.

It's obviously a throwback to his MTV Cribs feature - if you've never seen it, none of this will make any sense!

Read somewhere they want to do the SJP double header again. Imagine it’ll be Gateshead (BCD) Rangers USA x 3 SJP double header

We’ve dropped from 5/1 to 7/4 to sign Conor Gallagher in the last 24 hours. No real source of note but someone has put a bit of wedge on it happening (or Sky are trying to get people to lump on).

Won’t somebody please think of the economic leavers?

Wouldn’t be against a sponsor that keeps SJP as the stadium name, or each individual stand being sponsored. “SJP in partnership with Noon” or something along those lines.

https://twitter.com/nickmiller79/status/1662355910679724033?s=46&t=El8GynjsImMyo-gea2gO0A Beautiful

Couldn’t tell you what their kit looks like tbh

Asked in the club shop when to expect it on sale and the bloke said they’d been told mid to late June.