Anderson

Not loved a player like big Joe since I was a kid.

Rio being a doylem again.

Fair play to ref, looked stone wall in real time, great decision.

What a goal, been some second half.

Gerrin What a game.

Get that fucking cheque book out.

"I live in Milan, so let's say being close to Milan would be ideal for us." "Newcastle is very inconvenient because there are no direct flights. Neither about Paris nor about Amsterdam." Milan's one of the few major European cities you can get direct flights to. Clearly Ryanair's beneath her.

Pickford

Dear me, that injury twice must be fairly brutal, decent chance he'll never hit the heights of last season again.

I'm fairly sure they tried this at SJP at some point years ago. No doubt sharp realised it was entirely pointless with the connectivity round the ground.

So lucky that bounces out!

Beautiful casual bastard.

Whey!

Pathetic lack of goals this half.

5 minutes added on, poor fuckers.

Chucked a fiver on 10-0.

Dear me, I’d be on my way home already if I was a Sheff Utd fan.

Let’s just leave the FA Cup as it is, ta.

What?

Still massively behind him, but that’s mental. This season was always going to be a gimme for him in my mind, was always going to be too much too soon, but he needs to start next season strongly or he’ll be in trouble.

Everton points deduction down to 6.

ffs, 2-1 in the blink of an eye.

Overriding feeling from all of this is being insanely jealous at the amount of gardening leave this fella’s going to have had over a couple years while being paid fortunes.

Aye, never head home when 4 zip down at home to Arsenal!

What’s the keeper doing?!