Anderson

If you can't take any joy in a 12 year old Geordie giving us the lead against Man U, you should probably find something else to do with your weekend.

YESSSSS. Was convinced Willem was offside. Not celebrated a goal like that in ages.

Harry Maguire looks like a different species stood next to Shortstaff.

What the fuck just happened. Schar penalised for headbutting Young's elbow.

Man Utd FK?

That's not a red man, he's gone to play ball.

I'm not even sure what sort of squeal I just let out. FFS man.

Pack it in. Areet Mr Prefect.

Speedy-ish /ˈspiːdiːish/ adj - could do the first 10 levels of a bleep test nee botha.

Only 20 mins, but been a fucking while since I've seen one of our players have an opposition full-back on strings. Enjoyable. Got to take what you can get these days.

First outing for the Gucci? Nailed on goal.

"I was just saying Michael Owen's a twat." Superb :lol:

Been sent an email to get this for £20 (66% off), assume anyone else who took a trial and didn't pay up will have them too. Took the plunge at that price, especially with Caulkin now on board.

https://twitter.com/GeniusMUFC/status/1175860700838846464

Nike killing it with these retro badged thirds this season.

That Chernobyl frame is inspired.

Sure that graph's something you've posted to give yourself cause for excitement, but it mainly highlights the owner's wealth isn't everything. I mean, what the fuck are Barnsley doing on there?

Of all the fucking clubs, ffs. Mind, still think any investors looking at them at present will be seeing it as an opportunity to inject a bit of cash, get them back up and make a profit.

Dean taking great pleasure in telling them it can't be reviewed too, arrogant prick.

Second yellow for that ffs. Mental they don't use VAR for those either.

Wright's like a naughty school kid ffs.

Wright and Lineker

https://twitter.com/adamf2384/status/1172490757636284416 Inspired

36, fuck off! https://twitter.com/oss365/status/1171447623837859843