Anderson

Fuck was that?

Useless twat

GW 2: Aston Villa 0-1 Newcastle Chelsea 3-0 Leicester Crystal Palace 0-1 West Ham Southampton 1-1 West Brom Swansea 2-0 Burnley Everton 2-2 Arsenal Hull 1-1 Stoke Tottenham 2-1 QPR Sunderland 1-0 Man Ute Man City 2-2 Liverpool

No you can't. Those little fucking stickers are embarrassing. Not to mention that paying for a Wonga shirt, so you can plaster one on top to protest against Wonga/Ashley has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Guess where the money goes? Guess who wins, again?

Comparing Ba to Darren Bent. :lol:

I think it was 'Liam Sweeney/John Alder's Black and White Army' could be mistaken though. Liam & John's B&W Army... Aye, was just after the 17th minute.

RIP Did he do Soccer Saturday too, or is that a sound-a-like?

Wildcard played Guzan - Isla, Debuchy, Vlaar - Ramsey, Sterling, Fabregas, Sigurdsson - Lukaku, Dzeko, Costa Green - De Jong, Chester, Bruce

Can't imagine he'd have got many league starts at Liverpool either. He'd be back-up to Sturridge, not a partner for him.

Only had one of note I think, Cabella hit it into the wall.

Jack Flash got any tickets left for the Ayoze Train? I want on.

Decent debut, still don't think he should be in the starting XI when we're at full strength, but he undoubtedly will which is what frustrates me most.

Arse dropped in the final third a few times. Can't see him turning out to be anything more than Gouffran MKII, albeit he'll have the luxury of playing in his actual position.

£2.50 Colback anytime, £2.50 Aarons anytime

Just ignoring that then? Clearly just awful lighting. Why would they even go to the effort of photoshopping new head shots onto them? Could understand if they were all old shots, but they clearly aren't.

The fuck'd he just say? That accent man.

Stephen Harper ‏@steveharper37 36s @7RobLee come on fellow no.37, Shearer & Gullit sitting next to each other on MOTD, surely not. I know it's been 15yrs but double amnesia???

Eh, thought that pen was meant to be harsh? Red card was, but that's a pen all day long.

Ernie Hunt

Had Hangeland and Koscielny both in my team until I last swapped things around.

First bet of the proper season falls at the first hurdle. Welcome back football.

Siggy Mannone, Stones and Bojan my 3pm representatives.

£2 freebet on City -1/Stoke/Liverpool/Man Utd @ 10/1

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140815/perez-hoping-to-face-canary-islands-idol_2281670_4075419 David Silva @21LVA · 16m Best of luck to @AyozePG in his new adventure in the UK, but after sunday!!

Decided on this: http://i.imgur.com/4R38bOT.png Not much thought beyond the opening weekend, wildcard will probably be played within a month.