Anderson

€3m? Fucking hell, they must've properly bottled it when he got injured and been more than happy to just get him off their books. Dafts twats.

Ben Arfa fell asleep on the bench at Lyon? :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/bkd4x.jpg

Did Neville say they'd go 8 points clear with a win? Someone's got their sums wrong.

http://yfrog.com/h8b5efexj

O'Neill would love Carroll like, exactly his type of player.

Blanc has said that he'll only take players who regularly play with their clubs. Will Blanc respect his word ? I'm not sure. He could argue about the "group's stability" or the "experience" of Malouda. Nasri is also concerned. And in term of talent, bar Benzema, I can tell you, there's not a single player of the french squad at the level of HBA. Tbf, I could kind of understand Nasri getting to nod ahead of him, but Malouda?

Mad we'll potentially have two players in one of the best international starting XIs around.

No, no you can't. You can talk to overseas clubs from 1st Jan, yes, but he cannot talk to any Premier League club until his contract's up.

Bollocks. Other PL clubs aren't even allowed to talk to him until his contract's up.

Noticed that on MOTD, Jonas is laughing his tits off as he goes over to chat with him. :lol:

Above Mackems in form table with a game in hand. NEFTD.

Anyone know what was said between him and Pardew?

Thread title needs some 'jajajajajajajaja'.

Exactly what I was thinking as I was leaving the ground. Fucking loved today.

Sussed straight away, but was canny pissed off that the forum was locked for 12 hours. Thankfully today has cheered me up and all is forgiven. April Fools is proper shit craic mind.

If you can't beat them, join them. Unfortunately this is what football's become and until the powers that be make a concerted effort to remove this type of behaviour it's the least I'd expect him to do in that situation; he had to make sure the referee gave Reina the red card he deserved.

Aye, was thinking this earlier, would be a fitting end to his day.

I think I love him.

Fucking loved that, didn't ever imagine it would go as well as that.

Will Bale get in as an under-23?

I'd imagine anyone involved with the full England squad won't be available. Still a very strange one.

Exactly, it's absurd.

If we win tomorrow they're 12 points adrift of us, exactly where they were when they sacked Brewcey. Progress.

Title's over if Man U win Monday night then.