Anderson

Class that, it's the sort of thing you'd expect them to send two or three squad players to, but everyone seems to be there (bar Colo and Tiote who were obviously busy negotiating their January moves away). Obertan looks like he was taking that shooting game far too seriously like.

Class that like! He's from well before my time, but based on everything I've read you can't help but like the bloke, and that's before you get to his ability on the pitch. RIP.

Jimmy, such a cuntish name.

Hate it when the level of hype gets this high about one of our players. Much prefer it when we all know they're fucking class, but the rest of the country is still completely ignorant of them.

He would be a pen & red card waiting to happen Also no height. Taller than Danny, isn't he?

If Tiote's fit I'd throw him in at centre half, not ideal, but it's got to be a better bet than Simpson or Perch.

Aye, because the fitness records of Coloccini and Woodgate are obviously comparable.

That attempt on goal...

Jenas trips himself up and gets stretchered off on his full Villa debut.

Not been great has he? Dodged a bullet.

Didn't realise Insomnia had spat the dummy out already, horrible cunt.

http://www.o-publishing.co.uk/shop-2/newcastle/ Spot on, cheers Mick.

Coyle: "No, I was quite calm...", camera cuts to Coyle kicking off with the officials.

Just seen the images of Carver pre-match. Also, is there anywhere to buy the Speed programme from? Couldn't make the game today.

Balotelli man, fucking love him, even the other week that celebration against us had me laughing. :lol:

Ba was nowhere near, well he was actually right next to the ball but other than that he was nowhere near.

Just seen the Luiz incident for the first time.

Future tense?

Fuck sake, just catching up with today's events, fucking typical after such a promising start. A new CB next month has to be a matter of urgency if Tayls is out for the season.

It is the same one. Complaint submitted.

Too much optimism going into this. I'm not normally the pessimist, but I fear we might be disappointed tomorrow.

Stevie Bruce did though.

Must admit I hate any mackem manager who's name doesn't seamlessly fit into daydream believer, highly inconsiderate of them.