Anderson

Nolan's classy flick.

I misread "pens" there. You what?

Yes.

Honestly, what a fucking pen!

Shola's pens man, how can such a poor footballer be that good at pens.

WTF just happened? :lol:

Shola must be the only person in the world who gets outpaced by Carr.

Bradley Orr, fucking hell didn't realise he was at QPR now, fair play to the lad I'd thought he'd wandered off into lower league nothingness.

Brilliant isnt it? We as fans, players and management should all be disgusted to want to get as many points as possible from the remaining 9 available to finish the season well. After a summer and opening few months of the season of mackems telling us we are going to go straight back down they cant handle the fact we find it amusing to end up above them. Too bad, you reap what you sow! This is the important word for me. Not one single Newcastle fan classes finishing above Sunderland as any great achievement and will not celebrate it in any great way, after all we're used to it. The same couldn't be said for you lot down the road, if Sunderland finish above us they will literally cum their pants. We will however find it fucking amusing if we do, considering the recent history of the clubs over the past few seasons and the amount of money spent, I for one will have a good laugh in the face of the couple mackems I know. Not to worry though, I'm sure St Niall, Ellis, Sewpa Steve, the 10,000 empty pink seats and the Future of English Football can continue taking your club forward.

We thumped them before they beat Chelsea. i know, i just typed out the text that i got sent earlier. You should text back and tell them they're wrong then.

We thumped them before they beat Chelsea.

Shearer's volley?

Did you just presume the last link.. disappeared?

What's the video like?

Crippled under the pressure.

DaftLimmy Brian Limond "series" not "season". RT @Gejon82: @DaftLimmy Why does your season one dvd have 6 episodes on 2 discs? See. He's right.

We've had one striker since January bar about 3 games when Welbeck was playing while clearly injured. The league table doesn't lie and if you finish above us then well done. Leon Best is our main striker ffs! and he's out for the season It's also Bruces fault that there's a lack of strikers tbf. It was clear you needed a striker after Bent but he went after Muntari and his CL medal and some dafty from Paris.

Gold badge isn't on the proper kit. [/umpteenth time]

When have your best players Tiote,Barton,Enrique,Collocini and Nolan been out injured? Other than Enrique being out about a month you've had a very,very good season injury wise. You once again conveniently ignore Ben Arfa.

It's not getting to me,I just find it comical that some posters on here feel the need to list Newcastle youth team players to try and claim that you have similar injuries to Sunderland when the facts are that no team in the entire league has has to put up with injuries like us. That's not excuses,that's the facts. Look on the bright side, at least they've most of them have come at the back end of the season. You could've had Gyan, oh I dunno.. break his leg after a couple appearance and miss the rest of the season.

We'll smash these. Tiote hat-trick, Shola double hat-trick, Kuqi will grab a brace. The game will be remembered though for Steven Taylor scoring a last minute goal which will see him engage his super-super-geordie-hero-celebration mode andl have him climbing all the stairs up to the leazes corner before flinging himself to his death Kuqi style. Oh and Ranger will miss an abundance of open goals.