Anderson

They're singing 1 more than they normally do tbf. Haven't heard a peep from the Barca fans like. They don't chant, just chronically masturbate for 90 mins.

"Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight."

Also for people claiming he doesn't score enough, if Mr Carroll's sudden rise to the top wasn't example enough, a certain Alan Shearer had netted only 8 goals in all competitions (assuming Wikipedia is correct ) by the time he turned 20. When he turned 21 he'd still only scored 10 times in the league for Southampton.

Shearer? Twas my thought too, Stifler. Since his call up to the Nigerian team Shola's had his age set back 10 years so he was only actually 17 when he netted 3 against Reading last season. Go Shola!

So the mackem was wrong? Shock, horror!

I'm glad you specified it was the Mr T from the A Team, as opposed to the many other Mr T's.

CERN have tonight released a statement following some strange readings in Birmingham at just after 8pm. Apparently the coming together of Tiote and Coloccini has managed to achieve what the Large Hadron Collider has been trying to for the past two years. They also confirmed that tonight's events proved Chiek Tiote is pure dark matter.

Still gutted about Carroll because I don't see us bringing in any single player that brings so much to the team. Other than that things are definitely looking up considering our predicament a mere 18 months ago. However, very nervous about possible outgoings in the Summer though and not exactly thoroughly optimistic we'll bring a lot in.

Kuqi is already having the 'Best effect' on Leon, that he had on Carroll.

Martins

Jonas on fire!

Just put Ipswich 3-0 up at half time.

Everythings areet lads, they're both hard as nails and back on their feet.

:colo: just got 'd

Jose and Jonas vs Carr.

About the Carroll fee, the accounts will only show up until 31 July 2010 won't they? So basically last season only. Also thinking about it, if their wage ratio is so high in these accounts for last season what are next years going to be like after this one?

Cannot appeal yellows IIRC.

Another amigo to join Jonas, Colo and Jose.

Does anyone have our latest figures to compare?

Bloody hell, they have bigger net spend than us since 92 and I thought we were wasteful.

Quinn's had to take a £500k pay cut, no wonder he's pissed off with the cretins and is releasing quotes telling us how he 'despises' them.

Got to admit I got a bit confused there and thought you meant Liverpool's new goalie.

Heard they're after Routledge for £8m

Tiote Pele, Puskás, Cruyff, di Stefano, Maradona, Best, Eusebio, Matthews, Bobby Charlton Aye, but now we're missing out Beckenbauer. Stick him behind Tiote, there's only 10 in that original team; no need for a GK, we can just play fog man back.