Anderson

Jose's just updated facebook saying Sounds like he'll be playing..

Sounds like he'll be playing some part at least.

Hate them as much as the next guy and they're thick as f***....but we do that. All the time. The average response on here is either: a) He's not good enough, don't want him. b) He's too good for us, why would he come here?

They've now all convinced themselves that Adam Johnson's definitely signing. They've begun to include him along with the other 2 in prospective line-ups for the derby.

Imagine there faces if he were to fly over, only to go meet up with Mike about joining Hatem. Has anyone watched him play regularly btw, any good?

Confirmed.

PremierLeague rules state: Because of the way the two are worded (no more than 4, no more than 2 at the same time) I think they only apply to domestic loans.

Owen's hat-trick was the last before when? Shola vs Reading I'd imagine.

I personally have no idea of how good Sessegnon is,I know he is highly rated but that's it because I can honestly say I never watch French football. He's no Ben Arfa until he turns up at your airport, unexpected, to try and force a move. Wait, what?

Good move tbh. Andy Carroll in an arab nation. That's a mistake waiting to happen with their laws, I'm not so sure they'll be as understanding when he tells them "the glass slipped out my hand, honest".

http://www.topmercato.com/25006,1/panathinaikos-direction-newcastle-pour-cisse.html

Krul Perch Williamson Campbell Kadar Routledge Guthrie Vuckic Ferguson Ranger Best/Xisco

Imagine if Jose still had twitter: "@NilePowerRanger Jajajajajajaja!! Mong!!"

Taylor off, Williamson on.

How's it feel to finally be able to celebrate a Nolan goal?

Done well to win the knock on to Lovenkands as well as score. Well done Besty.

Can't get my 'tele' to work.

Blatantly just read that Warris' tweet, regurgitated it and worded it as 'whispers' so that should anything ever come of it he can claim to be the 1st journalist to have reported.

Drake: http://images.sportinglife.com/09/06/330/Best_2316591.jpg Leon Best: http://abovegroundmagazine.com/images/photographs/drake.jpg

Doesn't the runner up of the FA Cup get the European spot if the winner is already qualified (obviously providing they haven't themselves) because Millwall got in a couple of seasons ago. Don't think the same applies to the CC though.

Super Crouch, who turns into one of the most un playable striker in the world?

Surely even he realises that while Carroll's on side and happy it's probably more cost effective to keep him, especially as he won't be on a sky high contract.

Right direction via the wrong route. There's always the chance Ashley will try and cut a corner, lead us down a back alley and shaft us at any given time like.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs428.ash1/23687_392408325632_524505632_4100923_2502030_n.jpg