TheGuv

They really could do with a 'Not Worthy of a Thread' thread. The amount of pointless s*** in that forum is unberable. Some threads only get about 7 posts in them

It must be Shearer's boots! FYP

I thought he was rather lazy today.

Please win this one

Tramp Coat? It looks like a f***ing sleeping bag

I thought Ashley had paid off our debt?

He sounds like a bright lad in the SSN interview.

Fantastic win. Everything that has needed to be said has been said. But i am going to point out Simpson like a few others. Easily his best game in a Toon shirt. He was magnificent. If we beat Blackburn and Fulham you really have to consider that this group of lads might get a top 8 finish

black and white ones too. I would buy them. Stevie Charlton could be the model. Is he still alive? No http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,68275.0.html

I vividly remember one game against Man Utd a few seasons ago. This one ball boy in particular had been horrendously poor. Couldn't throw, kick and it took him an age to give our lot the ball. Man Utd got a quick attack, the ball went out and the ball boy got the ball to Ronaldo in a nano second and Man Utd nearly scored. I was fuming. I reckon we should use the Academy lads. Not the 16 year olds that teams like Wigan use, but the Under 11's/12's who actually have hand eye co-ordination and the power to kick a ball more than 8 yards to a keeper.

Our f***ing ball boys. Saying that they haven't been nearly as sh**e this season

black and white ones too. I would buy them. Stevie Charlton could be the model.

From rtg

Nobody else apart from those two have scored for them in ALL competitions

Has the ref won this for Sunlun?

Didn't look a sending off. May have to watch it again

Mensah off, Ferdinand on

Stoke soooooo close

Wig-wam bam sham-a-lam goal

My mate's mam cuts his hair. That's my claim to fame

2-2 Coleman 4-3 win for Everton methinks

West Ham goal

Blackpool goal ffs