TheGuv

9-1 marra

Disgrace

Big girl

Was it balls

Not a red there like

So Jimmy Savile's son isn't Catts it's actually Johnson? Right

3995. Call it 4 grand. I'll chip in the fiver to make it up to £4k I know a bloke who's got a broomhandle Mauser. I say just use the broom handle, slower, more painful. It's getting a bit dark right now isn't it? We're clearly going to get an authoritative knock on the front door in the morning Cute that he doesn't get it.

Ah fuck they will as well

GTFI!!!!!!!!!!!

Get up you fucking ponce

Brummie

We're fucking atrocious. Lets go backwards and then hoof it up

I fucking hate that rule. Just play on ffs

HNGGGG

Anywhere in town you numptie

I can never play in these as I'm always playing rugby on a Saturday. But this being in May? In!

What a guy

7 years today. Jesus Christ. Genuinely one of the happiest days of my life http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00688/sport-graphics-2008_688601a.jpg

3rd and 4th minute, aye

15 years ago today we beat Southampton 5-0. This is part of the NUFC.com match report... How supporting Newcastle should be like!

SuperMac Superstar? Something to do with Jesus Christ Superstar maybe?

Fuck me, Howey is a moron. Dunno how you didn't tell him to fuck off like LEFFE

That wound me up a treat. Nearly spat out me egg sarnie. They were on a proper wind up. Surely not your first choice of a sandwich?

Amazing!!! Love it