Village Idiot

You still have to go to Madrid, which will be very difficult. It is not inconceivable that Barcelona go to the last match day needing a home victory for the title. I think you know what happened in this situation last time. Yeah, we won. 2009-2010

Well, I think we may just have won our first trophy of the season. On with the wine! We only need 1 win in the next two. Even if we lose or draw against Atlético, we can kick ourselves in the teeth with a fucking iron shoe if we don't defeat Depor at the Camp Nou.

5 Minutes ET, Real Madrid time.

Negredo should have finished that first chance Valencia are getting completely mugged off by Manchester City if they have to pay that €25 million clause at the end of the loan deal. I like Negredo but there is no way he's worth that much off his form in the last 18 months or so. Yeah, that deal was a bit of a headscratcher when it got announced.

If it's a draw then you only need to win one of the last 2, right? Yeah.

Liga Adelante is certainly more technical than the C'ship; but it's also very slow and with acres of space for players to exploit - that's actually what makes it pretty watchable.

Probably want to close it as this is far from over Nah, I need few excuses for a glass of decent red wine.

They are probably going to draw this at the very least. A draw would still make me comfortable about winning the league though. Just hang in there, you beautiful orange lads.

Liga Adelante is pretty shit, but very entertaining.

Just cracked open the wine after Valencia scored the second.

Not yet.

Cronaldo against Alves in a penalty kick was a true unstoppable force vs unmovable object moment.

GTFIN

Love Pedro like. Pity he's not gonna play much with those 3 guys in front of him.

Suàrez is in doofus mode today too. What an unpredictable player, for good and bad.

Neymar 1-0

He looks fitter than before getting cancer. Hats off to him, what a battler.

Yet another away keeper having the game of his life at the Camp Nou. It must be the water.

Maybe they were scots.

Yeah, he has a bunch already; I like the sword in his strong foot.

Isn't the strike happening this weekend? Next one.

Lucho's resting all our midfield, don't fuck this up lads.

Well, I guess it's good to break the streak, even if it's in such a wimpy way. Hope you can stay up.

Dat defending. WBA are a dull knife, but the butter is already melt.

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