Village Idiot

Looks like this is going to be one of the last NUFC games I will be able to watch in quite a while; we don't get C'ship games over here. 9 in a row. Infuriating.

Hit the post before. Missed that.

That must literally be their first chance, too. Bah.

Ah FFS.

Uuuuuy!

WBA don't really give a fuck, do they?

To be honest you're looking reasonably competent so far.

My brain can't process Anita and Guttierez as fullbacks while Taylor is in midfield. Him and Colback as the midfield, it's lobotomy stuff. A cripple and a cancer survivor in front of Abeid. That will build confidence.

I say footie because the first (and only) English girl I dated called it that all the time, so it stuck. Also said "telly". She was from Brighton FWIW.

Mates with HBA. I honestly believe he blames him for the first weak results that sent the team on this path.

Please don't say "footie". It makes it sound like you aren't taking it seriously. I know you are, but the only people I've met who say that are absolute w*****s with limp handshakes and manbags. Sorry . Point taken.

Sadly I can't see Everton caring enough to put them under pressure.

We have a bunch of "Newcastles" (Castellnou) over here too. Wonder if they have footie teams somewhere.

Looks like I have a full afternoon today: 16.00 WBA-NUFC 18.00 Barcelona-Real Sociedad 20.00 Real Madrid - Valencia

Pardew is the kind of visionary manager that would motivate Cabaye to quit PSG and join him at Crystal Palace.

Been watching PSG raping Guingamp; Cabaye and Verratti have a pretty good rap.

Not sure if it's going to be a popular opinion around here, but I'd like Boro to go up.

Googling the aforementioned Natalie Sawyer doesn't reveal anything spectacular. Sure, she's fit, but pretty low in the WAG rungs.

I'm still bitter about that corrupt penalty they got against us in the semi I'm afraid. The ref just straight-up cheated. I couldn't believe it. Sevilla were on a mission from god, they had to crush the souls of Espanyol fans. You can't get in the way of that.

To be fair to Coloccini, the Spanish version of this idiom doesn't speak of cups, it probably got added in the translation.

Have a try: http://i.imgur.com/jVMoKS0.jpg It's very blurry, but I can catch some (unimportant) bits that aren't in the translated letter. Wonder how heavily they have edited it.

He's like a character out of f***ing 1984. "We had excellent results" "I always play front foot football".

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygnncctkS1qaw4hlo1_500.gif Hot stuff. All mine.

Took them long

This is the printout from a seismograph placed 500m from the Camp Nou. Both spikes match the times where Messi scored his two goals against Bayern. http://img02.lavanguardia.com/2015/05/08/Imagen-del-registro-del-sismog_54431121662_51351706917_600_226.jpg