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He looks fitter than before getting cancer. Hats off to him, what a battler.

Yet another away keeper having the game of his life at the Camp Nou. It must be the water.

Maybe they were scots.

Yeah, he has a bunch already; I like the sword in his strong foot.

Isn't the strike happening this weekend? Next one.

Lucho's resting all our midfield, don't fuck this up lads.

Well, I guess it's good to break the streak, even if it's in such a wimpy way. Hope you can stay up.

Dat defending. WBA are a dull knife, but the butter is already melt.

Get in!

Looks like this is going to be one of the last NUFC games I will be able to watch in quite a while; we don't get C'ship games over here. 9 in a row. Infuriating.

Hit the post before. Missed that.

That must literally be their first chance, too. Bah.

Ah FFS.

Uuuuuy!

WBA don't really give a fuck, do they?

To be honest you're looking reasonably competent so far.

My brain can't process Anita and Guttierez as fullbacks while Taylor is in midfield. Him and Colback as the midfield, it's lobotomy stuff. A cripple and a cancer survivor in front of Abeid. That will build confidence.

I say footie because the first (and only) English girl I dated called it that all the time, so it stuck. Also said "telly". She was from Brighton FWIW.

Mates with HBA. I honestly believe he blames him for the first weak results that sent the team on this path.

Please don't say "footie". It makes it sound like you aren't taking it seriously. I know you are, but the only people I've met who say that are absolute w*****s with limp handshakes and manbags. Sorry . Point taken.

Sadly I can't see Everton caring enough to put them under pressure.

We have a bunch of "Newcastles" (Castellnou) over here too. Wonder if they have footie teams somewhere.

Looks like I have a full afternoon today: 16.00 WBA-NUFC 18.00 Barcelona-Real Sociedad 20.00 Real Madrid - Valencia

Pardew is the kind of visionary manager that would motivate Cabaye to quit PSG and join him at Crystal Palace.

Been watching PSG raping Guingamp; Cabaye and Verratti have a pretty good rap.