Village Idiot

A shit. Ney crocked again

What a goal from Ney.

First decent thing Alves has done this season Wonder if he even did that on purpose considering how s*** he has been. Nah, we've done this set play a few times throughout the years.

That's more like it, but Elche are sinking.

Elche's defence line are rattled. Lots of mistakes.

Suárez is on fire tonight.

Well, it would be awful but we'd still likely stay up. He struggled against Burnley and Leicester. I'm genuinely fearing a massacre against Chelsea. We've never established the source of Pardew's massive spawniness; if Carver was the talisman...

Just the immense pun potential should make him a forum favorite, imho.

He's avant-garde.

God is definitely not a Newcastle fan like. He is, the problem is that he overcompensates in order to not be accused of favoritism.

Such an obsession Starting to believe the EL stole his girlfriend when he was a teen.

He was silly for us. He finished most of his seasons with 10+ league goals.

So that's Shaqiri and Podolski for Inter this window? Tremendous business for them.

Tbf, it's legal doctrine in most western nations that severe intoxication prevents effective consent. So you only need to prove that she was too drunk.

Honestly, some day the courts will take a look at why people employed in football can't leave their jobs in the same way anybody else can*. Makes no sense. *They did in Spain and that's why we have release clauses.

Ajax have outplayed us for large periods during the games we played against them with De Boer in charge. Honestly I would if I were you at the perspective of having him in charge. Worth the wait if the deal can be secured now ("they'll try in the summer" sounds bollocks, though).

Dunno, Barça STs are cheaper than NUFC's...

Atlético have signed Cani from Villarreal - he had fallen out with Marcelino there. Quality player, even if a bit inconsistent. Should still have some gas in the tank and will give them some more creativity to call upon.

Didn't realise that about McCormick. Ugh. That's much worse than this. Generally agree with your post. Not of particular relevance to Evans himself but I can't stand this line of "he has to be allowed to work again and football is his job." Cool, we'll just let rapist police officers back into uniform when they get out in that case. Pretty sure a criminal record disqualifies you from police work (at least over here), so it's not the same. Anyway, clubs do have a choice, but that also means they can chose "yes" without being accused of doing something egregious. Once somebody is out of jail, his debt is paid. If there are issues about this particular guy not showing remorse or not having "learnt the lesson" fingers should be pointed at the sentence he was given (he only served half of it, two years and a half sounds a bit lenient if he indeed was proven guilty of rape), not to the football club that's choosing to employ him again once he's done the time.

needs to be more dirty though. Can't have a Uruguayan centre back who isn't disgusting. He's the lad that talks random stuff to opposition forwards during games to throw them off focus. That's good enough for me. Surely professional footballers don't get put off by that Apparently he started asking Falcao about his car in an Uruguay - Colombia game

needs to be more dirty though. Can't have a Uruguayan centre back who isn't disgusting. He's the lad that talks random stuff to opposition forwards during games to throw them off focus. That's good enough for me.

Rumour around here when he refused to extend his contract was that he had an agreement with Monaco to get a huge contract with them. However, his injury and Monaco's finances going tits up scuppered that, so he found himself SOL. GK is the only position we've managed well, however, Bravo has been great and Ter Stegen looks promising.

Hope VI has a few bottles of wine at the ready Lucho won't get the sack with a new board coming in at the end of the season (with a new manager), unless things really get embarrassing.

Enrique sacked yet? No, but much better news, our president has thrown in the towel and we'll have an election this summer. Back to Laporta I take it? I bet he's loving all of this turmoil deepdown. Yeah, we'll surely vote him back. Personally I think he's a detestable cunt, but he ushered the most glorious era of my club.

Enrique sacked yet? No, but much better news, our president has thrown in the towel and we'll have an election this summer.