Village Idiot

God is definitely not a Newcastle fan like. He is, the problem is that he overcompensates in order to not be accused of favoritism.

Such an obsession Starting to believe the EL stole his girlfriend when he was a teen.

He was silly for us. He finished most of his seasons with 10+ league goals.

So that's Shaqiri and Podolski for Inter this window? Tremendous business for them.

Tbf, it's legal doctrine in most western nations that severe intoxication prevents effective consent. So you only need to prove that she was too drunk.

Honestly, some day the courts will take a look at why people employed in football can't leave their jobs in the same way anybody else can*. Makes no sense. *They did in Spain and that's why we have release clauses.

Ajax have outplayed us for large periods during the games we played against them with De Boer in charge. Honestly I would if I were you at the perspective of having him in charge. Worth the wait if the deal can be secured now ("they'll try in the summer" sounds bollocks, though).

Dunno, Barça STs are cheaper than NUFC's...

Atlético have signed Cani from Villarreal - he had fallen out with Marcelino there. Quality player, even if a bit inconsistent. Should still have some gas in the tank and will give them some more creativity to call upon.

Didn't realise that about McCormick. Ugh. That's much worse than this. Generally agree with your post. Not of particular relevance to Evans himself but I can't stand this line of "he has to be allowed to work again and football is his job." Cool, we'll just let rapist police officers back into uniform when they get out in that case. Pretty sure a criminal record disqualifies you from police work (at least over here), so it's not the same. Anyway, clubs do have a choice, but that also means they can chose "yes" without being accused of doing something egregious. Once somebody is out of jail, his debt is paid. If there are issues about this particular guy not showing remorse or not having "learnt the lesson" fingers should be pointed at the sentence he was given (he only served half of it, two years and a half sounds a bit lenient if he indeed was proven guilty of rape), not to the football club that's choosing to employ him again once he's done the time.

needs to be more dirty though. Can't have a Uruguayan centre back who isn't disgusting. He's the lad that talks random stuff to opposition forwards during games to throw them off focus. That's good enough for me. Surely professional footballers don't get put off by that Apparently he started asking Falcao about his car in an Uruguay - Colombia game

needs to be more dirty though. Can't have a Uruguayan centre back who isn't disgusting. He's the lad that talks random stuff to opposition forwards during games to throw them off focus. That's good enough for me.

Rumour around here when he refused to extend his contract was that he had an agreement with Monaco to get a huge contract with them. However, his injury and Monaco's finances going tits up scuppered that, so he found himself SOL. GK is the only position we've managed well, however, Bravo has been great and Ter Stegen looks promising.

Hope VI has a few bottles of wine at the ready Lucho won't get the sack with a new board coming in at the end of the season (with a new manager), unless things really get embarrassing.

Enrique sacked yet? No, but much better news, our president has thrown in the towel and we'll have an election this summer. Back to Laporta I take it? I bet he's loving all of this turmoil deepdown. Yeah, we'll surely vote him back. Personally I think he's a detestable cunt, but he ushered the most glorious era of my club.

Enrique sacked yet? No, but much better news, our president has thrown in the towel and we'll have an election this summer.

Man, why do I keep watching all those Madrid - Atlético games? They all end up being shit. Let's hope there's more action in the second half.

Our board has finally seen sense and has called up an election at the end of the season. Most likely we'll elect Laporta again. He's a cunt, but a winning cunt.

I have lots of stories from my time there For starters, my boss was a personal friend of Florentino Pérez, and I was the single Barça fan in the office. We won two leagues and a CL while I was employed by them, I on't think I ever had so much fun in an office job

That's my position as well. If he's done his time, he should be allowed to return to society and go on with his life.

They are easily my second favorite club in La Liga right now. It's really hard not to like them, besides I lived close to their stadium when I lived in Madrid.

Who had to leave the club to find playing time.

Real Madrid have a pretty good academy, they just don't make it there. I agree that at this lad's age he'd be better off at another club. But it's hard to resist when you're 16 and these big clubs come calling.

Does that mean De Gea to Real Madrid and Bale to Manchester United? Wouldn't know, tbf. I assume Valdés is just there as an experienced understudy. Also, Morata.

Manchester United have offered a contract to Valdés, according to our press. Funny if he got reunited with Van Gaal, after the massive fallout they had back when Valdés started his senior career.