Village Idiot

One of us, one of us. The other day I collided with a fat dude jogging in a SAFC shirt and I almost shout SMB at him

He played wide, behind the main striker and ended up leading the line for Tenerife. He's one of those young lads that still hasn't really developed a ''main'' position, though.

Ayoze's goal has made it to Marca, they are comparing him to Messi http://www.marca.com/2014/10/02/futbol/futbol_internacional/espanoles_mundo/1412245128.html?cid=APUMAR33903&s_kw=gol-a-lo-messi-de-ayoze

I don't think they can cope with the Sun's offensive strength, imho.

Would probably be an agreed termination rather than a resignation.

Also, the accusation is that Zaragoza transferred money to his players so they gave it to the Levante players as a bribe. It looks to me that's a stupid way to bribe someone; the more people you get involved, the more easily somebody will talk. But I should never underestimate people's idiocy. Gabi has admitted to receiving that money but that "he gave it back to the club".

It isn't in Spain, at the very least.

It's getting a pretty large coverage, mostly because it's the first case that apparently can be solidly proved by the prosecutors after a long list of match fixing allegations that never went anywhere. Gabi looks guilty as sin, but he'll probably be retired before the courts are finished with this one. This is just the inquiry phase.

Wonga are despicable, they bought a local lender to enter the Spanish market at the height of our recession and they are ruining the life of desperate people that had to resort to their usury in these times of need.

He's the ginger Scholes.

I remember Taylor having a really sweet foot for set pieces, pity you can't do like in gridiron and sub him in just to take kicks. I'm not sure if he'll be able to walk after fucking up his ligaments twice.

The Christmas La Liga break annoys me to no end, since it also means several midweek games during the rest of the season that I'm more likely to miss.

Can't post it here, but just saw some nifty little footage of Zlatan coming out to talk with Busquets after the game, and Rakitic rushing in to get introduced to him

Watching the highlights of Juve - Atlético, and they deserve the "lowlights" moniker.

It's a ludigreus joke.

Will still end up bottom of their group with 0 points, but yeah...

Damn, Ludogorets almost got one.

Alves revealed to a Brazilian paper that he'll be playing in England after his contract with Barça finishes at the end of this season. He's terrible as leftback, in case you're wondering.

That's what I meant actually, but somehow I got a bout of insurmountable laziness and typed just "2008" instead

To be honest Tévez comes across as a self-entitled cunt in this article.

To be honest he was pants to begin with. Would have gone nowhere if he weren't Rio's bro.

Rob Elliot Paul Konchesky Hayden Mullins Mike Williamson Paul Dummett Gabriel Obertan Nigel Reo-Coker Jack Colback Ahmeur Bouazza Marlon Harewood Carlton Cole

Aye, Aarons is quite impressive too. Get a non-coward manager in and you could enjoy two exciting prospects, despite losing HBA.

I saw him score a few quality goals in Liga Adelante. Honestly, the lad's got a great technique.

Yaya had some pretty good performances for us in the run to our treble, in the 2008 CL final for starters.