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It's pretty sad given how ineffectual he's been; but Cabella has been your best player today imho.

And Moses is way too good to play in this shower of shite.

Bring Bojan on FFS. With him and Muniesa I'll squint a little and imagine Stoke are Barça 2011.

60% Possession - tikitaka

This game is horrible, but I can't stop watching

Get in Crouchinho! Cheering for Stoke man, this may be about the wrongest thing I have ever done in football.

I thought Stoke had stopped being eye-gouging horrible when Pulis left?

Zlatan to miss tomorrow's game against Barça.

He was about pace and technique; he was a monster for Deportivo, really. After leaving NUFC he actually had a good season with Málaga on loan from Ajax, which prompted them to sign him permanently. He lost himself definitely after that, though, and they ended up paying off his contract and releasing him.

Luque was an amazing player. That said, after he left NUFC he had a lot of discipline problems with Málaga (including being caught often on the p*ss), so there may be good motives for his ostracism while at NUFC.

Is Aarons still crocked? Love that lad, hope he gets fit the week after Pardew's sacked.

Actually The Simpsons will be on at the same time as the game.

Why would you want to watch Stoke V Newcastle :lol: Divvnt watch it. Just watch the Simpsons dubbed in Spanish. "d' oh!" It's ''mosquis!'' in the Spanish dub.

God alone knows what the spaniards will make of Stoke vs NUFC Not exactly el classico It's one of the channels that shows foreign leagues. I guess there's not much to choose from on a Monday. I'm determined to break my duck and see NUFC lose away for the first time.

This thing is on TV here, so I will watch. Be warned though, I have *never* seen NUFC lose an away game on the telly.

To be honest we were quite cack before he took over us, and had us play some good football for a few seasons and won the league for the first time in 10 years. His success was a bit short-lived - but we were also quite unstable these days. That said, I would go nowhere near him in 2014, particularly since he hasn't managed in... 10 years? Sir Bobby managed until his 70s, but he didn't leave the game and was able to keep learning and adapting.

Larsson looks like an Eurotrash vampire in that picture.

Was f***ing hilarious when they f***ed it up to Montpellier. Can't see it though. Aye but even better with Bigot Blanc in charge Laurens reckons he'll be sacked this week if they lose to Barca with a poor performance. Hope we don't give him a lifeline then.

This is a board to talk about football. As such, I will abstain on commenting the Córdoba - Espanyol game since it would be offtopic.

His Athletic side was the same. Loads of pressure, quick transitions and a lot of forward drive. They were really fun to watch since both goals would see plenty of action.

Real should have won this, to be frank. Valencia started strongly but were on the back foot for most of the game.

Bonus points should be used to reward players that are influential without scoring in the regular FF categories, not give even more points to the guy that's already got a brace.

Ceterum censeo, Coloccinum esse delendum

Real Sociedad equalise through Canales. They have been on top for a while.

Third defeat in a row for Depor. Serves them good for starting Helder Postiga upfront, I thought the jig would be up by now.