Darth Crooks

Thin skinned thick as shit. With a cup win now these are hilarious

…Bishop Elerewe…

It was misquoted as team twice so many times - the nuance of team and club obviously too subtle for some.

https://youtu.be/_QnYruA9dMg?si=sXVObUtu3zolvXhm

I think he means Ayoze would be shite in goal

Alan Smith

I was fuming at the opening ‘sow…’

Probably heard Ketamine Town and that’s the face pulled on correction. Str8 fam. Allow it.

Bless. They think he has ideas.

Donkeys, 32.7 % obesity, dodgy looking wax work figures - he'll fit right in

Both would involve learning how to successfully get the sack

Miodrag Pivaš

Tee hee I just clicked his willy

‘I wanna Fry-on Pie-on in Zion*’ *Bacon fat

Of the misses, for the misses. SAFC...

Villiams…

Scored an own goal aged 5 and never played again competitively until I was about 17. 6ft 5 so good for a header. Though my year to goals ratio probs suffered.

Yeah - I don't actually find it all that interesting to talk about ENOUGH to come up with an edit that works. TBH The best might only be 15 mins long. Newcastle Natter is pretty fun at times - they are media professionals tbf. Thanks btw.

What a fucking cleft.

I do find the irony delicious that as soon as women are a factor - these roles in football are all of a sudden about meritocracy in the biggest boys club of chancers ever. Of the men, some of them can hardly speak and have achieved nowt. Barton amongst them.

As someone who petit pois theme parties - it's ruining my Peado livelihood.

3 nights in the Nether without a Crafting Table

Yeah he's a nice guy which cuts both ways. Fingers crossed. Model pro and exactly the sort of character you want at your club regardless.