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Is he conjoined? Are they the lads who get murdered in the first half hour of Joker?

You’ll get spoken to and treated like mugs which is what he does everywhere to everybody. Should be no where near public life let alone football.

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Interesting first date gambit but hard agree.

Surely the Rupert the bear/Albert chant is his?

Was there some sort of European tie on btw?

Just this second stopped fingering my balloon knot.

If it doesn’t turn into Randy quaid at the end of Independence Day then opportunity missed imo

Will the bummers become the bummees?

I understand the cognitive dissonance and refusal to take culpability. These are things operating at a geopolitcal and pan-continental scale that means Gary from Consett or Joe from Shields have little to no say other than give up their club somewhat. Not an option. I get that. I think its a stretch to say sportswashing is a load of bollocks when its grounded in some ideology that our institutions should operate cleanly and with decency where possible and there are known, literally murderous issues involved. Simply saying its the way the world is or works can stuff plenty under the carpet and dismissing it is equal folly as buying wholesale into evil overlord narratives.

Treat her like a human being? Aye - we could have a lovely chat mid nosh. Room for a friend too.

You feel what when you feel when you feel it man. I don’t feel great at this insistence on Saudi green each season.

He never deflates

Will we be successful? I’ll let you judge that when I tell you that we once got beat by only 1-0 - by a little-known Mancunian outfit called Citeh.

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I don’t think himmler put anyone in sub-par accommodation tbf. Harsh.

Yeah they are two sides of the same Uber capitalism in football coin imo. The either or good and bad is a complete false dichotomy.

One of the best things about Eddie et al that hadn’t been mentioned yet is it blows that slimy cunt Pardews ‘but we was 5th’/best since Robson’ guff out of the water.

Underrated this like

I still close my eyes - see him putting those glasses post win into his top pocket and dreaming of that pocket as my sphincter.

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