Darth Crooks

He can probably go for a poo whenever he likes right now tbf

Statement of intent is a fucking ridiculous thing to say, no matter how positive this could be.

Wew. Well that'll bring the placators out in force.

You've been told once, twice...three times there maybe.

Hello? Come on man.

B Chris, final answer... http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/img/food/novelty/20-pound-chocolate-lionel-12027.jpg

Munchausen by proxy. I wonder how many analogies we've gone through since Ashley took over. The simile I always am drawn towards is it is as if he is a massive cunt.

Some twat took Pardew off our hands for two million, reckon some body might do similar for a much better coach.

The man's being asked to make a warship out of lollysticks relative to the rest of the league. That variable outweighs any reservation I have about how we play. We've created enough chances in our last few games to win/make good account of ourselves and the attacking personnel just isn't there. The whole setup stinks to be honest - Rafa resents being in this situation and the players aren't good enough.

Have Newport got more quality than us like? Did Norwich have a few weeks back? Pointless setting up like this in a cup game. Have a go. I honestly don't know. There's definitely something wrong in the balance of the team. Norwich certainly didn't look as lethargic and toothless as we seem to, on that showing at least.

We'll get howked playing any other way though is the reality. Don't have the likes of Cabaye or Cisse or dare I say it, Ben Arfa to pull something out when needed.

Gah so desperate.

Unleash Peter Barlow

Wrong way round like. Striker. A fucking sign. A sign we're gan doon.

Absolutely nowt wrong with how we're set up, we just lack any quality whatsoever. This. Chelsea have been shite but they have quality (as seen in Pedro's ball for the first) to dig them our of ruts like this and win games when they play shit. Great example of how much of a cunt Ashley is. You just have to look at their incisive passes and vision in the final 3rd, we got a lot of breaks but then the lack of quality sets in and you get weak crosses or snatched shots.

More constructive ones like stapling by dick to my leg.

Had the chances to make a go of it like. Going to be in trouble soon.

They (he) refuse to accept that rightly or wrongly that the finances have outgrown their tinpot methods and that is why we'll never have what we need as it's only going to get worse.

Fire.

Hes the type of fucker that comes to look at your 10 grand car youre selling and offers 3k......its a complete and utter waste of time selling clubs dealing with us as unless we can exploit their desperate need for cash they aren't going to sell We are like the cash converters of the football world..... CAsh Cuntverters

It's like when you're bartering for a Bintang shirt in Vietnam...they ask for 20 quid, you have fuck idea about the currency and then you play hardball. 'Erm, 19 quid?'

Usually scrimp, usually chance, usually Mbabu

It malevolence to knowingly piss people off even if it's just your business methods.